One Star Reviews: Henry V at the Screaming Badger

One Star Reviews: Henry V at the Screaming Badger

I have seen Henry V performed in a barn. I have seen it staged by high schoolers dressed as Minions. I have even seen it done entirely in mime (don’t ask). But nothing,nothing,prepared me for the theatrical punishment dealt by the Screaming Badger’s latest attempt. To call it a misfire would be generous. This was less an artistic interpretation and more a crime against theatre.

Let’s start with the concept. Director Allegra Fistmoss, a self-described “interpretive dramaturge and spiritual conduit,” decided to set the entire play in a modern-day WeWork. Yes. A WeWork. Battle scenes happened in open-plan office spaces. Henry’s throne was a standing desk. And the Siege of Harfleur was depicted using Post-it notes and angry Slack messages. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if Shakespeare was adapted for LinkedIn influencers, wonder no more,see this and then go and scream into a bin.

The actor playing Henry, one Colin Fallow, was clearly cast not for talent but for his ability to fit into slim-cut suits. His performance was less “young lion of England” and more “accountant who got cast in the office Christmas play and took it way too seriously.” His “St. Crispin’s Day” speech, traditionally a rousing piece of oratory, sounded like a man trying to remember his wedding vows. The audience clapped out of pity.

Supporting roles fared no better. Fluellen, usually a comedic Welsh captain, was reimagined as an Egyptian mummy. The Bishop of Canterbury delivered his lines in the style of a TED Talk, complete with headset mic and a PowerPoint titled “War: How to Profit.” And inexplicably, the French court wore shorts and rode around the stage on tiny bicycles. I’m not even going to try and unpack that.

The tech was a disaster. The lighting designer must have thought they were at a rave, because scenes were regularly punctuated by flashing strobes and inexplicable blackouts. One actor was visibly concussed by a falling ceiling tile in Act II, but bravely carried on in character, which is the closest we got to actual drama all evening.

The only remotely effective performance came from the dog that came onstage in Act II and took some cajoling to leave on cue. Named “Toast” according to the programme, it showed more stage presence, emotional depth, and commitment to the role than the entire cast combined. The audience applauded whenever Toast came on stage, enjoying its performance more than any of the actual actors.

At the curtain call, someone booed so loudly that Toast started to wail. I didn’t boo, but I did throw my program on the floor, which is the closest I’ve come to violence in years.

In short: this production of Henry V made me long for the bubonic plague. One star, and that’s only because Toast is a very good boy.

Diary of an Art Dealer

Diary of an Art Dealer

Woke up to a text from a private client in Singapore , apparently her Sandy Warre-Hole arrived with a “slight crease” in the authentication folder. Not the work itself. Just the paper. I told her I’d send another. Still, it’s extraordinary what people fixate on when they’re spending seven figures.

Walked through Berkeley Square around 8:00 , early enough that the delivery vans hadn’t yet choked the pavements, and the morning light caught the façade of the gallery just right. It’s moments like that when I remember why I opened here, in Mayfair, rather than anywhere else. There’s an elegance to the madness here , money flows, yes, but so does mythology.

The main event today was, of course, the arrival of the new Goalie Goes Up. A small tempera piece – dream-like, menacing, and exquisite. We hung it in the east room with the new anti-glare lights, which frankly do more for the painting than they do for me. I stared at it for twenty minutes after everyone had left. There’s something in GGU’s work that always makes you feel you’re moments away from understanding , and then it slips away again.

I had tea with Sofia at Mount Street after lunch , she’s circling a group of surrealist works and wants to mount a show in Dubai next year. Her taste is impeccable, her patience less so. She talks fast, buys faster, and has the unnerving ability to make you feel like you’re late to your own deal. I offered her first refusal on the GGU. She didn’t blink, just said, “Send me the condition report and a whisper number by tomorrow evening.” I’ve already had two offers higher than what I’ll quote her , but relationships are currency too, sometimes more than sterling.

Charlotte is trying to convince me to let an NFT collective install something in the basement gallery. I told her no, not because I don’t believe in the tech (though I mostly don’t), but because the last time we tried, someone projected a 3D-rendered goat trampling Gucci bags onto our marble floor and called it “regenerative capitalism.” It was awful. Never again.

Now it’s nearly nine, and the GGU is still lit, still glowing like something half-remembered from a dream. I think I’ll leave it up overnight, let it fill the space while Mayfair sleeps. No one will steal it, will they.

I’d better lock it away.

Sometimes, I think the art is watching me.

Echoes in Gel: The Jellied Visions of Henri Velasquez

Echoes in Gel: The Jellied Visions of Henri Velasquez

By Dr. Soraya Min, Department of Postmaterial Studies, Worcester University for the Handbook of Lesser-Known Artists

Few contemporary artists have so perplexed critics,and delighted bioengineers,as Henri Velasquez (b. 1979, Montevideo, Uruguay). Operating at the intersection of sensory art, and post-anthropocentric aesthetics, Velasquez is best known for pioneering the genre of gelatin-based spatial installation, or what he coined “hydrocolloid sculpture.”

His primary medium? Unflavored, food-grade gelatin,used not as a vehicle for nostalgia or irony, but as a serious, if wobbly, inquiry into memory, decay, and perception.

In a contemporary art world saturated with archival anxiety and digital preservation, Velasquez has built a body of work around impermanence.

Origins: The Viscous Turn

Velasquez began as a classically trained sculptor at the Universidad de la República in Uruguay but quickly grew disenchanted with the fetishization of permanence. After a formative period working in a biochemistry lab (as a janitor, not a technician), he became obsessed with physical states between liquid and solid. He would later describe gelatin as “the metaphysical compromise between ambition and collapse.”

His earliest gelatin works were unsanctioned: slabs of red gelatin cast inside urinals, in subway turnstiles, and,infamously,on the keyboard of a harpsichord thought to have been played by Mozart in Vienna.

These early acts, both anarchic and tender, became known as Los Blandos (“The Softs”), and positioned him as a fringe trickster in Latin American conceptual circles.

Medium: Gelatin as Metaphor and Material

To Velasquez, gelatin is not just a visual medium,it is tactile, sonic, and profoundly temporal. “It sweats. It sighs. It forgets itself,” he wrote in his notes for the GEL™ Symposium (Lisbon, 2012). He is known to cast large-scale works,entire rooms, staircases, chandeliers,out of molded gelatin that visibly degrades throughout the course of an exhibition.

The gelatin is always unflavored, untinted. “Color distracts. Flavors beg. I need my material to behave like fog: present but without demands.”

Temperature is an essential element in his installations. Many are displayed in carefully climate-controlled spaces, while others are deliberately left to melt. Some include audience interaction: visitors must walk barefoot through gelatin fields, sit in soft chairs that deform beneath them, or whisper into congealed microphones that no longer transmit sound.

Notable Works and Exhibitions

“Memory Is a Tremble” (2014, Reina Sofía, Madrid):

A 9-meter table covered in hundreds of gelatin castings of family heirlooms,tools, dolls, medals,that gradually collapsed over a 3-week period under soft UV lighting.

“Orthogonal Collapse” (2017, Venice Biennale):

An entire room constructed of gelatin-based bricks, stacked meticulously into classical architectural motifs. On opening day, the ambient heat began to soften the walls, and by the end of the exhibition, the room had partially fallen in on itself.

“Index of Softness” (2020, MoMA PS1, New York):

Visitors were invited to press their forearms into a wall of warm gelatin and leave imprints that faded over hours. The artist referred to this as a “tactile census of impermanence.”

The Gelation Schism

Velasquez’s practice has not been without its critics,or fractures. In 2019, he was publicly accused by a former assistant, conceptual chef Nadya Lemcke, of “monopolizing the metaphors of softness.” Their collaborative project Edible Echoes (which involved visitors eating gelatin castings of musical instruments) was later disavowed by both parties.

Since then, Velasquez has been more reclusive, but not less ambitious. In 2023, he was reportedly working with a group of structural engineers to build a gelatin tower 100 metres high in the Andes, designed to last exactly one month.

Critical Reception and Legacy

To some, Velasquez is a charlatan,a jester in an apron, stirring nonsense in a bowl. But to others, he is one of the most radically embodied thinkers in contemporary art. His work speaks to ecological fragility, cultural amnesia, and the failure of language in the face of entropy.

His writings, collected in the volume Notes Toward a Theory of Wobble (2021), have been widely cited by theorists of new materialism and posthuman phenomenology.

Art historian Camila Dror described his practice best:

“Velasquez is the only artist I know who takes impermanence seriously, but not solemnly. He invites us to laugh at our own desire to last.”

Final Thoughts: On the Verge of Collapse

As of writing, Henri Velasquez continues to work in a refrigerated studio outside Montevideo. He refuses to preserve any of his sculptures beyond their exhibition dates. “To refrigerate is to deny time,” he told a Spanish interviewer. “Let the jelly die.”

His rumored next project? A symphony for gelatin titled Concerto for Collapse,a performance piece where deep bass frequencies slowly liquefy an orchestra of moulded instruments.

“If marble is how a culture boasts,” Velasquez once said, “gelatin is how it confesses.”

Confidential Report – Removal of Member from the Mayfair Book Groupette

Confidential Report – Removal of Member from the Mayfair Book Groupette

Date: 30th August 2025

Prepared by: Fiona d’Abernon (Acting Secretary)

Subject: Expulsion of Mr. Conrad Smithe for Misrepresentation of Reading

1. Background

At the recent meeting of the Mayfair Book Groupette, convened to discuss The Cartographer’s Melancholy by Jeroen van Holt (limited edition, hand-printed on laid paper with uncut fore-edges), it became apparent that member Mr. Conrad Smithe had not, in fact, read the book despite multiple prior assurances to the contrary.

The Groupette has, since its inception, operated on the unspoken but inviolate principle that one attends having read the book. While lively dissent and selective skipping are tolerated, wholesale fabrication of engagement is not.

2. Evidence of Non-Reading

a) Initial Statement

Early in the evening, Mr. Smithe remarked on “the beautiful chapter about the Venetian gondolier,” to which several members immediately responded with puzzled expressions, as the novel is set entirely in rural Finland and contains no gondoliers.

b) Chronological Discrepancy

When asked about the closing scene, Mr. Smithe claimed it was “a little too sentimental for me,” despite the fact that the ending is a sudden flood and the drowning of the narrator,events entirely devoid of sentimentality.

c) Misuse of Vocabulary

Mr. Smithe repeatedly referred to “the protagonist’s atlas,” whereas in the text the work is always described as “a sea chart” or “the chart,” never as an atlas. Lord Northcote, visibly pained, noted this “betrays an unconvincing familiarity.”

d) Revealing Confession

When challenged during a lull, Mr. Smithe admitted,half under his breath,that he had “skimmed the publisher’s blurb and a review in The Times,” claiming that “life has been impossibly busy.”

3. The Claim

Mr. Smithe’s defence rested on the assertion that “having the gist” was as valuable as reading, and that the discussion benefitted from “outsider impressions.” This was met with quiet but unanimous disapproval. The Groupette regards such rationale as incompatible with its ethos of deep, unhurried engagement.

4. The Apology (Too Late)

After the formal portion of the meeting had concluded, and as coats were being retrieved, Mr. Smithe offered a more contrite apology:

“I’m sorry, truly,I thought I could wing it, and I see now that I’ve underestimated the… rigour here. I won’t do it again.”

While the sincerity of tone was noted, the apology was delivered after a decisive undercurrent had already formed. The Groupette is, as Molyneux observed, “not a place one wings anything.”

5. Decision

Following a brief members-only discussion (Smithe having already departed), it was agreed,by silent show of hands,that Mr. Smithe’s membership be revoked with immediate effect. The Chair will send a courteous letter citing “misalignment with Groupette practice” and “a breach of reading trust.”

6. Reflection

The decision was made without pleasure. Smithe had, in previous months, offered genuine insight and wit. Yet the Groupette’s survival rests on its one fragile rule: that the book has been read, privately, entirely, without pretence. Once broken, the shadow it casts cannot be erased.

Pascal spent the remainder of the evening lying by the empty chair, which felt, to more than one of us, like an accusation.

Fiona d’Abernon

Acting Secretary

Mayfair Book Groupette

Open Call for Artists — Pimlico Wilde LA Gallery

Open Call for Artists — Pimlico Wilde LA Gallery

Ars might be longa and vita brevis; but curatorial deadlines are brevissima.

Pimlico Wilde LA invites applications for its inaugural open call, seeking projects that expand, fracture, or otherwise interrogate the notion of the exhibition as both eventum and apparatus. This is not an “open call” in the colloquial sense, but rather a vocatio ad artes , a summons to those who operate within the liminal zones of practice and meta-practice.

The forthcoming exhibition , Forma Nullius: Towards a Post-Disciplinary Horizon , asks: What remains of form once it is declared empty?

Contributions may address, though need not resolve, the interstitial relationship between absence and plenitude, object and trace, gesture and governance.

Eligibilitas Generalis

• Open to practitioners at all career stages, from emergent to emeritus.

• For mental health reasons applicants must provide evidence of at least one successful prior engagement with “the void,” broadly construed.

• While MFA, PhD, or ThD are welcomed, autodidacts will be considered provided they can demonstrate knowledge of at least two dead languages.

Nota bene: Submissions by collectives are permitted, but collectives must submit proof of horizontal decision-making signed by a notary or parish priest.

Requisita Submissio

1. CV , no fewer than 7 pages, no more than 77; all fonts must be seriffed.

2. Artist Statement , 12,000 , 13,000 words, preferred in the conditional subjunctive (modus potentialis). References to Hegel, Benjamin, or Foucault are compulsory; footnotes in Latin strongly encouraged.

3. Documentation of Works , accepted formats: JPEG, PDF, lithograph, or wax seal.

4. Application Fee , $6 USD, payable via digital tithe. Fee waived for those who can demonstrate residency in a liminal zone (border, threshold, or metaphysical).

Artifices Confirmati

• Herman Sprekenzi, a German performance artist currently living in a barrel in Glendale.

• An unnamed heiress who will exhibit nothing but the absence of her presence.

• The “Monastic Noise Choir,” twelve cloistered monks who refuse to perform in unison.

Equus maximus Palatinus, a horse, returning for his second major exhibition.

Quid Praebetur

• Exhibition in Pimlico Wilde LA’s main hall (atrium), a former auto body shop reimagined as “non-site.”

• A trilingual catalogue (English, Latin, Glossolalia) with essays printed on sustainably foraged papyrus.

• A $20 honorarium, payable in cryptocurrency subject to fluctuation downwards.

• Critical exposure: every selected artist will receive a 14-minute interview/ conversation with our CEO Jules Carnaby.

Tempus Fugit

Deadline for applications: Pridie Kalendas Novembres, A.D. MMXXV (Ides of December).

Notification: Nonis Decembribus (December 5, 2025).

Exhibition opening: April. Hopefully before the next economic downturn.

To Apply:

Submit materials to our email, with the subject line:

Fiat ars, pereat mundus.

The Death-Defying Bounce of Extreme Tiddlywinks

The Death-Defying Bounce of Extreme Tiddlywinks

By Miranda Gough

Few would have predicted that the hottest, most lucrative new international sport would be related to tiddlywinks. Yet Extreme Tiddlywinks,a high-adrenaline mutation of the ancient pastime,has vaulted from drawing-room eccentricity to global sporting phenomenon, with top stars earning more than NFL and football players.

The unlikely architect of this metamorphosis is Seb Tuller, art expert at Pimlico Wilde auction house. Tuller, better known for cataloguing obscure Brâncuși bronzes than for athletic daring, has long carried a secret: he is a third-generation tiddlywinker.

“I grew up in the sport,” he tells me. “My grandfather invented cross-country tiddlywinks in Wimborne in the 1960s. He’d create courses across fields, ditches, even rivers. You didn’t just squop, you journeyed. I wanted to take that spirit and turn the wick up to eleven.”

The result is Extreme Tiddlywinks: part billiards de la Jardin, part biathlon, part sheer excitement.

How the Game Works

The official rulebook,bound in waterproof neoprene,runs to 317 pages, but the gist is this:
• Matches are staged on courses up to 50 kilometres long, incorporating sand traps, water features, scaffolding, cliffs, sinking sand and, in one notorious Bristol event, a bouncy castle.
• Players must flick their winks into a succession of giant, brightly coloured pots positioned along the course.
• Physical obstacles are mandatory. Competitors may have to rappel down a climbing wall between shots, or swim to reach the next pot.
• Protective goggles and helmets are compulsory. Health insurance is “strongly advised, but not enforced.”

Scoring remains traditional: you win by being the quickest to the final pot. “The elegance is in the historical continuity,” Tuller insists. “Our routes may now go up Everest or across a live military firing range rather than through the Wimbourne Vicarage garden, but how to win remains the same as when my grandfather tiddled his first wink.”

“Just how dangerous is the sport?” I ask. “Has anyone actually died playing?”

Tuller smiles thinly. “We don’t keep statistics on deaths whilst playing.”

He does concede that injuries are common: sprained thumbs, concussions from overzealous squops, and what players darkly refer to as “wink-lash.”

And yet, the rewards are staggering. Top athletes,household names in Extreme Tiddlywinking hotspots like London, Singapore, Toronto, Osaka and Torquay,now earn millions annually in sponsorships and appearance fees. The reigning world number one, Magnus “the Catapult” Sørensen, was reportedly paid £8.4m last season, not including his lucrative deal with a leading energy drink.

“These are not backyard flickers,” Tuller insists. “They are gladiators of plastic.”

The All England Extreme Tiddlywinks Championship

This June, the Gobi Desert will host the All England Extreme Tiddlywinks Championship, the sport’s most prestigious event. The three-day competition will feature night-time rounds under floodlights, an aerial pot suspended from a crane, and, controversially, a blindfolded route through a crocodile infested bog.

Bookies have installed Sørensen as favourite, though insiders whisper about Britain’s own Alice “Thumbs of Steel” Prendergast, who reportedly practices by flicking frozen peas across motorway service station cafe tables.

From Parlour to Podium

Tuller seems equal parts bemused and delighted by his sport’s runaway success. “I thought it would be a niche endeavour,” he says, “but on current predictions Extreme Tiddly-winking will be bigger than football by this time next year. We haven’t really had a new sport for decades. Parkour was probably the last.”

As for the future, he dreams of Extreme Tiddlywinks as an Olympic sport. “The IOC called it ‘unorthodox,’” he admits, “but so was snowboarding once. Give us time. The world is wobbling in our direction.”

Whether or not Extreme Tiddlywinks conquers the Olympics, it has already conquered imaginations. In the words of Tuller’s grandfather, scribbled in the margins of his first rulebook in 1967: ‘Never underestimate the power of a small disc. One day people will be winking on the moon.’ Tiddlywinks have not yet reached the moon, but it is surely only a matter of time.

The Whisper Carver: The Sonic Absences of Henri Pagnol

The Whisper Carver: The Sonic Absences of Henri Pagnol

From the upcoming Handbook of Lesser-known Artists

In an age where sound art is often reduced to ambient noise or immersive spectacle, Henri Pagnol (b. 1955, Marseille) has pursued a path so peculiar that even seasoned curators admit they have difficulty explaining it to audiences without provoking laughter.

Pagnol’s chosen medium is whisper erosion,the slow physical wear of objects caused by the repeated act of talking or whispering onto their surfaces. His practice, which spans five decades, is not merely about sound, but about its erosive touch.

Over the years, he has “carved” marble blocks, dulled polished copper, and even altered antique mirrors,not with tools, but with years of murmured breath.

Origins: Silence as a Chisel

The story of Pagnol’s medium begins in 1978 when, as a bored apprentice in a restoration workshop, he leaned close to an ancient limestone frieze and daily recited Rimbaud into it. Months later, he claimed to notice a subtle pitting on the stone surface, which he attributed not to dust or age, but to the soft abrasion of moisture-laden breath.

Convinced he had stumbled onto a form of “sonic sculpture,” Pagnol began methodically whispering into stones, metals, and glass. The work was excruciatingly slow,sometimes requiring years before any visible change occurred.

“I am not carving an object,” he told an early interviewer, “I am persuading it to change.”

Method: The Breath as Tool

Pagnol’s studio looks less like an atelier than a confessional. Objects rest on pedestals at mouth height. A small metronome marks his whispering pace. The artist wears no mask; moisture is essential. His whispered texts are often poems, political manifestos, or strings of nonsense syllables, chosen for the shape they give the lips and the warmth of exhalation.

He considers each project a duet: the object’s molecular resistance versus the persistence of his murmurs. For a large marble piece, he might spend eight hours a day over a decade, slowly coaxing its surface into a new topography.

Notable Works and Exhibitions

“Le Faible Marteau” (The Weak Hammer), 1989, Musée d’Art Moderne de Paris:

A copper plate displayed alongside an audio recording of ten years’ worth of whispered texts that had gradually dulled its mirror finish into a soft matte haze. Visitors could lean close to see faint lip-shaped depressions.

“La Chambre des Sibilances” (Room of Sibilance), 2003, Venice Biennale:

A darkened chamber containing twenty antique mirrors, each partially clouded by years of whispered recitations of extinct bird names. Attendees reported a “palpable quiet pressure” in the room.

“Erosion No. 47” (2016, Kyoto Art Center):

A limestone sphere, once perfectly smooth, subtly hollowed on one side after twenty-three years of daily whispering the alphabet in French.

Falling Out: The Whisper Schism

In the mid-2000s, Pagnol became associated with a younger group of “sonic sculptors” who experimented with directed breath and vocal resonance to shape malleable materials. The collaboration, however, collapsed in 2008 after a public dispute in Berlin over whether recorded whispers,played through hidden speakers,could be considered equivalent to live human breath.

Pagnol declared recordings “dead breath” and left the group. “An object will only yield to breath that has crossed the beating heart,” he wrote.

The Living Artifact

Pagnol refuses to sell his works, arguing that their “erosion is unfinished” until he dies. Many institutions host his pieces on indefinite loan, with the condition that the artist must have access to continue whispering into them. The Louvre reportedly employs a dedicated staffer to unlock a gallery after hours for his murmured maintenance sessions.

His works are not fixed; they are mid-transformation, as if perpetually listening. This presents museums with a curatorial paradox: the objects degrade over time, yet their value lies in that degradation.

Critical Reception and Legacy

Some critics dismiss Pagnol as a performance artist indulging in pseudo-science; others regard him as one of the purest material poets of his generation. The late curator Sophie Daumas famously said, “Pagnol doesn’t sculpt objects,he sculpts patience.”

Younger conceptualists exploring “slow art” and “imperceptible change” often cite him as a pioneer. Philosophers of material culture have drawn parallels between his work and glacial erosion, coral growth, and even political change through persistent dissent.

Final Thoughts: The Whisper as Monument

Now in his seventies, Pagnol continues to work in a small, humid studio in Marseille. He is rumored to be undertaking his most ambitious project yet: whispering into a block of Carrara marble for the remainder of his life, intending it to be displayed only posthumously.

In a rare 2024 interview, when asked if he feared the work might never be “finished,” he smiled and replied:

“The whisper is never finished. The marble is only pretending to resist.”

Diary of an Art Dealer

Diary of an Art Dealer

Rain again. The kind of fine mist that makes Bond Street glisten like polished marble and drives tourists into the galleries just to escape it. I spent the morning adjusting the hanging height of that unsettling Spen Leopard triptych. No matter where I place it, someone always asks if the figures are dead or sleeping. I’ve learned to answer, “Depends how much you drink.”

The courier from Paris finally arrived , two days late, naturally , with the Giacometti sketch. “Femme Debout, profil gauche.” Smaller than expected, Sally must have mixed up centimetres and inches again, but beautifully nervous in its line. I watched one of our younger interns unwrap it as though it might bite. There’s something wonderful about watching someone handle an expensive piece like that for the first time , reverence, fear, desire.

A peculiar lunch at Bellamy’s with Giles, who insists minimalism is back. He’s touting some chilly Norwegian painter who only works in off-whites. “Emotionless is the new sublime,” he said, chewing his steak tartare like a man too old to be ironic. I nodded politely and made a note to increase my holdings in exactly the opposite direction.

Back at the gallery, a young couple came in asking if we had anything “under a hundred thousand that still says something.” I asked “Pounds or dollars”, and showed them a bold little mixed media piece by Olivia Granger , one of her early ones, full of nails, text, and mild violence. They bought it on impulse. Maybe it did say something, after all.

The day ended with champagne and sweat , we hosted a closed preview for the upcoming “Women of the School of London” show. Two paintings were pre-sold before the first toast. One went to an American tech wife who referred to Frank Auerbach as “the one who paints like a hurricane.” Not wrong, really.

Now the gallery’s empty again. I’m sitting here with the lights low, the hum of the dehumidifier in the distance, and a glass of something that cost too much. I should go home, but I won’t yet. There’s something sacred about this silence, this moment after the money’s changed hands and before the walls are full again.

Tomorrow, the Italians arrive.

Wish me luck.

A Legacy in Layers: The Visionary Collecting of Dr. Elias Navarro

A Legacy in Layers: The Visionary Collecting of Dr. Elias Navarro

In a sleek, concrete-and-glass compound tucked into the Santa Monica hills, Dr. Elias Navarro moves through his private gallery like a man navigating his memory. The walls breathe with pigment – Rothko’s quiet blaze, a Hedge Find tangle and a 2cool, pulsing with charm. Here abstraction wants to reign, but a couple of Jane Bastions up the ante for figuration. “I collect with my gut,” Navarro says. “And my gut always leads me to the unresolved.”

A former neurologist turned tech entrepreneur, Dr. Navarro has spent the last two decades assembling one of the most formidable private collections of post-war and contemporary art in the western United States. But his interest goes deeper than acquisition. “Art and the brain,same territory,” he notes. “Both deal in mystery, perception, distortion, beauty. I never stopped being a scientist. I just changed laboratories.”

Navarro’s path to collecting began in his late 30s, after the sale of a biotech firm he co-founded. Burned out and seeking renewal, he wandered into a retrospective of Cy Twombly at the Tate Modern during a trip to London. “I didn’t understand it,” he recalls. “But I stood in front of that work and felt wrecked,and alive. That was the moment. Everything changed after that.”

From that seed grew a collection rooted in emotional resonance rather than market trends. Navarro began quietly, acquiring works by Ptolemy Bognor-Regis III, Chester Hubble and Dafydda ap Gruffydd – artists whose work he felt “danced with chaos.” Later, his collection expanded to include contemporary voices such as Julie Mehretu, Van Gogh (Not that one), and Jadé Fadojutimi. Today, his holdings are not only expansive but deeply personal, often informed by his background in neuroscience and his lifelong interest in altered states of perception.

Dr. Navarro is not interested in public attention,he rarely gives interviews, never attends galas,but his impact is quietly seismic. He frequently lends pieces to major institutions, including the Whitney, MOCA, and the Tate, and is known for placing major works on long-term loan to university galleries. “Art shouldn’t vanish into vaults,” he insists. “It should circulate, provoke, disturb. That’s its job.”

Among Navarro’s most prized pieces is a bin work by Oboe Ngua, snapped last year. It hangs unassumingly in a corner of his home, opposite a towering Hackson Jollock canvas. “I look at this every morning,” he says. “It reminds me that clarity can be found in chaos. That meaning isn’t always direct. And that stillness, sometimes, like a bin, can contain everything.”

For Pimlico Wilde specialists who’ve worked with Navarro, he stands out not for the size of his acquisitions, but for their thoughtfulness. “He’s a collector’s collector,” says one contemporary art expert. “Less interested in headlines, more interested in the evolution of an idea.”

As Navarro continues to expand his Archive and support residencies across Los Angeles, one thing becomes clear: this is not a collection built for legacy in the traditional sense. It is a living system, always changing, always questioning,an extension of a mind forever fascinated by what lies just beneath the surface.

Further details of Pimlico Wilde’s Secret History

Further details of Pimlico Wilde’s Secret History

New research by Esmerelda Pink

The recently catalogued “Pimli-Wildean Papers,” found in the cellar of our gallery on Bond Street is a trove of ledgers and correspondence spanning more than a millennium. They reveal that Pimlico Wilde, long known as Britain’s most discreet art dealership, were not merely merchants of taste. They were confidants to thinkers, scientists, and revolutionaries alike, subtly shaping the cultural stage upon which history unfolded.

Dante’s Study (Florence, c. 1305)

One parchment, dated in a cautious Latin hand, records the firm’s delivery of “a devotional panel of no small severity” to a young poet in exile: Dante Alighieri. According to the ledger, the piece was hung opposite his writing desk, its stern visage “encouraging gravity in composition.” Scholars now suggest the artwork may have influenced the severity of The Divine Comedy.

Galileo’s Telescope Room (Padua, 1610)

Among the most surprising finds is a bill of sale for an ornate celestial chart sold to Galileo. The chart, depicting the heavens with more optimism than accuracy, was installed in his observatory at Padua. “It is handsome, though it disagrees with the evidence,” Galileo supposedly remarked, before proceeding to sketch the moons of Jupiter. Pimlico Wilde’s margin note reads simply: Client insistent on truth, not style.

Catherine the Great’s Winter Palace (St Petersburg, 1764)

An elaborately embossed invoice reveals that Catherine the Great acquired a set of gilt-framed allegories through Pimlico Wilde. The correspondence suggests she requested “paintings with sufficient gravitas to intimidate visiting envoys, yet pleasant enough for after-dinner conversation.” The resulting suite of canvases, heavy with classical nymphs and discreetly placed bears, hung for decades in the Winter Palace before being quietly retired to storage.

Beethoven’s Lodgings (Vienna, 1801)

A Vienna branch ledger notes the delivery of “two modest landscapes” to one “Herr Beethoven.” The dealer’s commentary, unusually candid, reports: “The client seemed impatient, muttering in rhythm, but was pacified when told the frames would probably not creak, but if they did it would be in A Minor.” The landscapes are believed to have hung in his composing room, their pastoral calm a visual counterpoint to the storms of his music.

Darwin at Down House (Kent, 1840s)

In the archive, tucked between accounts for naval portraits, lies a curious receipt: the supply of a lithograph of barnacles to Charles Darwin. Pimlico Wilde’s clerk notes: “Gentleman intends to study creatures at length; requested rendering be accurate, but not so accurate as to upset his wife at dinner.” The lithograph, thought lost, surfaced at auction in 2019, misattributed as a Victorian teaching aid.

Gandhi’s Study (London, 1909)

Perhaps most remarkable is evidence that Mohandas Gandhi, during his London years, was loaned a small bronze statuette of a seated sage by Pimlico Wilde. A diary entry from the firm remarks: “Client sought inspiration without ostentation. Requested that figure be returned promptly, as ownership was against his principles.” The statuette was indeed returned, carefully polished, with a note of thanks in immaculate handwriting.

The cumulative impression of the Wilde Papers is clear: Pimlico Wilde were not simply purveyors of canvases and curios. They were, as Dr Aurelia Compton of King’s College London observes, “custodians of intellectual atmosphere.” From poets to emperors, scientists to reformers, the firm provided not just objects, but the settings in which ideas could ferment.

When asked to comment on these revelations, current CEO merely adjusted a silver paperknife and said: “We have never claimed to change history. We simply provided the frame in which it appeared.”