Shortlisted for the Llandudno Art Prize 2025
Doodle Pip has never been an easy artist to summarise. Known mainly for his portraits, he also undertakes elliptical performances and theoretical pranksterism, for example a 2023 installation that consisted entirely of QR codes projected onto Buckingham Palace. He now returns with a film so tightly coiled, so self-consciously compressed, it might be the most Pipian work to date.
Titled Ten Minutes Crammed Into Nine Minutes, the work clocks in — naturally — at exactly nine minutes, though it feels both longer and shorter, depending on which part of your brain you’re watching it with.
Time is a Lie, and Pip is Here to Prove It
Shot on what appears to be 1990s DV tape, 35mm film, a GoPro attached to a snail, and possibly CCTV footage from a dentist’s waiting room, the film begins with a ticking clock — or at least an impression of one. The second hand jerks, then stutters, then speeds up, then disappears. This is your warning: we’re in Doodle Pip territory now, where linear time is more of a rumour than a structure.
A woman narrates the history of an abandoned French amusement park backward.
A man recites a list of missed appointments alphabetically.
An unseen voice apologises continuously for “running late” while the screen displays the word “punctuality” in a dozen fonts.
There’s a moment, roughly five minutes in where the screen briefly goes white. A breath. A pause. Viewers in the screening room glanced at each other. Was it over? Had we been tricked?
No. Doodle Pip returns with a thudding burst of static and a digital calendar flipping furiously through decades. Just as the film’s duration approaches nine minutes suddenly the screen fills with the message, “Ten minutes, well spent.”
Conceptual Maximalism, Minimal Runtime
Though brief, Ten Minutes Crammed Into Nine Minutes is a dense, multi-layered assault on time, memory, and the productivity-industrial complex. You get the sense that every second was negotiated like real estate in Manhattan. Pip has somehow created a work that actively resists being watched casually — it demands your full presence, then quietly mocks you for giving it.
It’s not “difficult” in the traditional avant-garde sense — there are no long shots of a car rusting or inexplicable Icelandic motifs (though there is a recurring image of a melting parking meter). Rather, it’s the speed of the piece that destabilises. The brain is forced to do interpretive gymnastics. There’s no space for comfort, only compression.
In a way, it’s a perfect piece for our times:
• Overstimulated.
• Chronically running behind.
• Obsessed with squeezing the maximum out of the minimum.
The Final Frame: Or Is It?
The last second is a simple black screen with white Helvetica text:
“There was enough time.”
As the lights come up, there was an audible exhale from the audience. One viewer muttered, “I want to watch it again,” and I heard another add insincerely, “Yeah, but backwards.”
Verdict
Doodle Pip’s Ten Minutes Crammed Into Nine Minutes is not just a film — it’s an experiment in perceptual elasticity, a cleverly disorienting meditation on how we experience art, attention, and our own vanishing hours. It’s short, sharp, and somehow sprawling — a conceptual joke delivered with unnerving sincerity.


