Documentary review: Elephant Polo: The Greatest Sport on Earth

Documentary review: Elephant Polo: The Greatest Sport on Earth

Directed by Earl Sandton

Produced by Pimlico Wilde Films

Coming Soon to Select Cinemas and Streaming Platforms

Review by Marisol Kensington, London Cine‑Luxe

Let’s be honest: when I first heard about a documentary celebrating elephant polo, my inner cynic raised an eyebrow. But then I discovered it was directed by Earl Sandton, Oscar‑winner for Savannah Skies, and I had to pay attention.

And so, I joined an exclusive preview screening,invited courtesy of Pimlico Wilde,and emerged utterly enchanted. This isn’t a puff piece. It’s a love letter, both affectionate and respectful, to the most improbable sport on the planet.

A Visual Safari of Style and Spectacle

From the opening aerial shots of misty Royal Chitwan National Park to wide‑angle vistas of Chelsea paddocks under a summer London sun, Sandton’s camera treats elephant polo as a ballet in slow motion. Each scene is meticulously framed: lined tusks, tasselled headbands, players in vibrant silks, and bamboo mallets swinging in silent harmony.

The cinematography rivals James Ivory’s India meets Poole + Gabbana safari couture. It is sumptuous, cinematic, and undeniably transportive.

Storytelling: Tradition Meets Modern Drama

Sandton weaves together:

Heritage: interviews with founders of the World Elephant Polo Association, tracing its roots from colonial-era rajahs to modern courts in Thailand, Nepal, Sri Lanka and beyond (invented by Jim Edwards and James Manclark in 1982)

Ritual: the care routines of mahouts and players, half-time tusk‑polishes, and pre-match drumming,revealing the sacred bond between human and pachyderm

Conflict: whistle‑stop ethical interviews with conservationists, balancing the sport’s elegance with concerns over elephant welfare

The pacing flutters between playful and poignant,a goal scored, followed by a powerfully silent sequence of a mahout bathing his elephant in golden sunlight.

Interviews That Resonate

Sandton captures colour with charm:

• A Nepalese mahout describing his elephant by name and personality

• A former champion player who recalls the adrenaline of chukkas and the unpredictability of the animals

• A conservation NGO whose cautionary perspective offers necessary balance

The voices are authentic, never sensationalised. Their stories are threaded together with eloquence and empathy.

Ethical Echoes

Unlike glossy sports spectacles, this film doesn’t shy away from controversy. The documentary intelligently probes criticism: allegations of harsh training, use of bullhooks, and exploitation under the guise of entertainment.

Sandton shows us the sport’s aspirational charity aims,elephants rotating, veterinarians on site, partnerships with local welfare organizations,but he doesn’t oversell it. The weight of history and modern scrutiny is present throughout.

Final Take

Elephant Polo: The Greatest Sport on Earth is more than a spectacle,it’s a quietly thrilling meditation on culture, contradiction, and ceremony. Sandton and Pimlico Wilde have crafted a documentary that pulses with urgency and elegance. He challenges viewers to enjoy the sport’s strangeness while demanding ethical reflection.

Rating: 9/10

Would I watch it again with champagne and a wide-brimmed hat? Absolutely.

Opening in London this September, with streaming platforms not yet confirmed. Expect the official trailer to drop next month.

On Flatness and the New Aristocracy

by Helmut de Rococo

(Originally published in the pdf-only catalogue for Ptolemy Bognor-Regis III: Works from the Blur Period, Pimlico Wilde West, 2025)

“When the canvas no longer holds paint but protocol, the brush becomes a cursor,and the artist a landlord of pixels.”

, Elana Kvant, “Surface Tensions: Digital Nobility and the Aesthetic of Owning,” 2019

It is no longer meaningful,perhaps no longer even possible,to speak of painting in its historical sense. Surface, once the locus of tension between intention and accident, pigment and gesture, now lies flat and backlit. This flatness, long prophesied by Greenberg, no longer signals aesthetic purity. In the hands of a new breed of aristocratic image-makers, it marks dominion.

No artist exemplifies this better than Ptolemy Bognor-Regis III.

To understand Bognor-Regis III’s practice, one must almost discard the vocabulary of composition and colour theory and instead take up the lexicon of fealty, estate, and simulation. For what we encounter in his work is not painting in any conventional sense, but rather a highly stylised expression of what I have elsewhere termed digital feudalism,a new socio-aesthetic order in which image production mimics the hierarchies of dynastic wealth, platform control, and data possession.

The Aesthetic of Inherited Authority

Bognor-Regis III does not seek the viewer’s comprehension; he assumes it as a birthright, only to withhold it. His works,aggressively flat, sometimes violently empty,offer neither perspective nor entry. Instead, they announce their presence like heraldic banners in a castle courtyard. One does not read or interpret them; one beholds them, as one might behold the seal of a duchy one cannot enter.

This is no accident. The artist, descended from Ptolemy Bognor-Regis II, a man whose influence spans football, philanthropy, and forthcoming yacht-based reality television, operates within what we might call the Aesthetic Sovereignty of Legacy. His gap-year abstractions, allegedly inspired by Colombian road signage, are not so much about travel or encounter as they are about the performance of cultural inheritance,flattened, dislocated, and repackaged as NFT-friendly mystique.

Surface as Domain

Consider his series “Signs Before Breakfast.” At first glance, they appear to be abstract compositions of digital brushwork,semiotic storms rendered in retinal-dulling palettes. But a closer (or rather, more cynical) inspection reveals something more architectural: the paintings are meticulously gridded, rigid in aspect ratio, and carefully optimised for screen, print, and projection. These are not expressions; they are zoning maps,flat territories over which the artist asserts symbolic control.

Just as feudal lords claimed fiefdoms with banners and crests, so Bognor-Regis III lays claim to cultural real estate through aesthetic domain-staking. In doing so, he joins a new class of what I term Creative Lords,those who do not directly generate content for publics, but rather lease their presence through limited-access viewings, QR-gated editions, and catalogue essays published exclusively in proprietary file formats.

The Myth of Depth, The Theatre of Flatness

Art history has always flirted with flatness, but never has it embraced it so fetishistically. In the 20th century, flatness was political: a renunciation of illusionism, a strike against the bourgeois cult of verisimilitude. In the 21st century, under the reign of the New Aristocracy, flatness is no longer revolutionary,it is performative silence, an aspirational opacity.

This is where Bognor-Regis III excels: in crafting surfaces so flattened in depth that they transcend it. His refusal to offer interpretation is not coyness; it is class performance. The artist’s statement,“My work is so deep and meaningful that it can only be expressed in abstract paintings”,isn’t naïve; it is a heraldic riddle, a dare issued from the castle’s turret.

Conclusion: From Patronage to Platform

We must be clear-eyed: Ptolemy Bognor-Regis III does not paint, rather he manages aesthetic capital. His works function not as objects of aesthetic contemplation, but as tokens of presence in a closed system of symbolic exchange. They are no more paintings than a blockchain ledger is a poem.

In this sense, he is not a charlatan but a mirror. His oeuvre reflects the rise of a new aesthetic aristocracy,one that inherits bandwidth, leases meaning, and builds castles made of code.

If painting once aimed to democratise vision, the work of Bognor-Regis III reasserts the primacy of possession over perception. And perhaps that is his most radical gesture.

Helmut de Rococo is an independent theorist of surface ideologies, aristocratic visualities, and hyper-mediated art practices. He divides his time between Vienna, Bogotá, and a small server farm outside Dubrovnik.

Fragmented Faces, Recursive Souls: A Review of P1X3L’s Pixel Art at Pimlico Wilde South Coast

Fragmented Faces, Recursive Souls: A Review of P1X3L at Pimlico Wilde South Coast

by Carlotta Dreep

In a city whose artistic pulse beats somewhere between the acid-washed Victorian boardwalk and post-club digital fatigue, Brighton has found in P1X3L a pixel art prophet of fragmented identity. Their latest solo exhibition at Pimlico Wilde South Coast offers a rare synthesis of computational precision and painterly soul.

Code, meet Canvas

P1X3L’s pixel art work exists in that zone where image resolution ceases to serve clarity and instead begins to articulate commentary. Each pixelated portrait- built from nested matrices of pixels – reads a little like a corrupted Byzantine icon. One might be tempted to compare them to Chuck Close’s later period, when retinal coherence breaks down at proximity. But P1X3L does not chase Close’s optical games; instead, they court epistemological collapse. Who are we when rendered at 72 DPI?

Their triptych, “Iris. Retina. Error 404”, hangs like a devotional altar to digital fallibility. The left panel, a self-portrait processed through a fictional compression algorithm called Corvidé, renders the artist’s face as a shimmer of almost-forms. The central panel echoes the late Tang digital-calligraphy style,a movement that, while apocryphal, is deeply resonant here. The right panel simply blinks: a screen emulating screen death.

Pixel Art as Political Agent

There’s an unmissable tension in P1X3L’s choice of medium. In an age where surveillance systems recognize faces faster than mothers do, pixelation becomes an act of resistance. The gallery walls themselves are subtly gridded in graphite,an architectural nod to Neo-Baupixelism, the short-lived but influential 2006 Berlin movement that reimagined Brutalism in terms of Minecraft aesthetics.

The standout piece, “Babel v2.0”, is a wall-sized mosaic constructed from obsolete smartphone screens. Each screen shows a 3-second animation of a micro-expression,smirks, winces, neutralised joy,all composited from public-domain footage and photographic hallucinations. The effect is less like viewing a crowd and more like being viewed by one. It echoes the theory of Gaze Reversal, first posited by the Latvian net-theorist Ilze Bruntala in 2011: “In post-network portraiture, the subject no longer sits still; the subject watches you buffer.”

Brighton as Contextual Canvas

The setting cannot be overlooked. Pimlico Wilde South Coast, with its industrial-chic interior and programmable skylight, feels like the exact sort of space that wants to be watched. Brighton itself becomes a meta-subject: a city of mercenary seagulls and dissociative beachfront selfies, mirrored in P1X3L’s algorithmically fractured gazes.

A Portraitist of the Post-Self

P1X3L may, at first glance, appear to be just another digital aesthete surfing the NFT afterwash. But beneath the glitch, there is gravity. These are portraits that do not attempt to depict the face, but rather the idea of having a face. Their work answers (or perhaps refracts) the question posed by art philosopher Margot Drexler: “What does it mean to be rendered, when the renderer is a codebase and the canvas is consciousness?”

To see this exhibition is not just to view portraits, but to watch them view you back,pixel by pixel.

Exhibition continues at Pimlico Wilde South Coast, Brighton

Pot Pourri or Muesli: An Exhibition by Aurelius Kraft at Pimlico Wilde Central

Pot Pourri or Muesli: An Exhibition by Aurelius Kraft at Pimlico Wilde Central

It is a rare occasion when a show compels its visitors to meditate equally on the breakfast table and the shrine. Yet Aurelius Kraft, the Berlin-born conceptual artist long resident in Hackney, has done precisely that in his latest exhibition Pot Pourri or Muesli, which opened this week at Pimlico Wilde Central in St James’s.

At first glance, the works consist of nothing more than a series of ceramic bowls, neatly arrayed upon linen-draped plinths. Each vessel contains a dry mixture of items, maybe flaked grains, seeds, dried fruit, petals, bark, or spice. Visitors are invited to wander the gallery and confront the challenge inscribed on the wall in stern sans serif:

“Pot Pourri or Muesli: Can you tell which nourishes and which perfumes?”

The game is disarmingly simple. One must decide, bowl by bowl, whether the contents are breakfast muesli or domestic pot pourri. Submissions are tallied electronically, and those who achieve the highest rate of correct identifications are awarded prizes at the close of each day: a small, hand-thrown bowl glazed by Kraft himself, or, for the most accurate, a year’s subscription to a “bespoke breakfast club” devised in collaboration with a Michelin-starred chef.

The conceit is humorous, but its implications are unexpectedly rich. By eroding the distinction between sustenance and ornament, Kraft asks what cultural frames make us regard one heap of oats and raisins as edible, and another heap of rose petals and clove as decorative. More unsettlingly, the viewer becomes aware that one’s confidence in classification is fragile; the boundary between consumption and display is not as solid as the morning cupboard suggests.

The most memorable piece, Bowl No. 9 (The Memory of Spice), contains a mixture that hovers uneasily between the categories. Lavender, rolled oats, candied peel, and something that might be cinnamon sit together in ambiguous harmony. I watched as a man in pinstripes confidently declared it “muesli” while a student beside him swore it was “pot pourri.” Both looked vaguely betrayed when the correct answer was revealed.

Kraft has long been preoccupied with the semiotics of the everyday. His earlier work Forks Without Plates (2017) invited audiences to eat soup without crockery, while Untitled (Apricot/Stone) (2020) arranged fruit pits in vitrines reminiscent of reliquaries. But Pot Pourri or Muesli feels sharper, more convivial, as though Kraft had decided to stage a parlour game in the heart of Westminster,and in doing so, to expose the quiet absurdities of daily life.

The exhibition rewards participation rather than passive observation; it is less a gallery show than a lightly competitive symposium. One leaves not with a secure taxonomy of dried petals and oats, but with a lingering sense of how thinly our rituals separate the sacred from the mundane. And perhaps with a complimentary packet of something indeterminate, half nourishment, half fragrance, slipped into one’s coat pocket by a smiling attendant.

Pot Pourri or Muesli runs at Pimlico Wilde Central until 26 November.

Film Review: Kilo Barnes’ Oblivion in Reverie

Film Review: Kilo Barnes’ Oblivion in Reverie

Kilo Barnes, the provocateur best known in contemporary art circles for his “repaintage”,the meticulous obliteration of existing artworks under pristine, spectral layers of white,has made the leap to cinema with Oblivion in Reverie, a work that confirms his talent for transmutation across mediums. Where his canvases demand reflection on absence, erasure, and the fetishization of originality, his film demands immersion in absence as experience, rendering cinematic narrative optional, almost irrelevant.

The plot, such as it is, unfolds like a dream barely-remembered: a man known only as The Cartographer (a monumental performance by Lukas Yeo) wanders through a cityscape both hyperreal and quietly recognisable, mapping streets that shift behind him, as though memory itself were a liquid. He encounters fragmented communities: a choir that sings in inverted tonality, a cafe of patrons frozen mid-motion, and a cinema that projects shadows of films that do not exist. Barnes’ story resists conventional causality, privileging instead the affective architecture of perception,every frame a meditation on void, opacity, and the uncanny.

Cinematically, the film is a masterclass in deliberate erasure. Shots dissolve into overexposed white, recalling his repainted canvases, but with the added dimension of time. Interiors are emptied, streets are depopulated, and even dialogue,when it appears,is delivered with the flat, haunted cadence of incantation. Barnes’ use of sound is similarly radical: he interlaces silence, distant industrial hums, and fractured snippets of classical compositions, sometimes playing in reverse, producing an auditory dissonance that unsettles yet fascinates.

Historically, Oblivion in Reverie situates itself in a lineage of avant-garde cinema that includes the existential austerity of Bresson, the temporal subversions of Godard’s late period, and the structuralist rigor of Straub-Huillet. Yet Barnes is no mere inheritor; he advances the conversation by converting absence into action, negation into spectacle. Where Bresson’s figures are ascetic, Barnes’ are ephemeral, existing between frames, between gestures, and between memory and anticipation.

To call this a “film” risks underplaying its ambition. It is at once a meditation on cinematic erasure, a critique of visual culture’s obsession with plenitude, and an invitation to experience time as a mutable, almost sculptural medium. The viewer is asked to confront emptiness not as void but as a canvas in which perception itself becomes active, participatory, and, at times, ecstatic.

Oblivion in Reverie is challenging, yes,its refusal of narrative closure and conventional spectacle will alienate casual audiences,but to embrace Barnes’ vision is to participate in a rare cinematic reckoning. The film is both a white canvas and a labyrinth: minimalist yet baroque in its conceptual scope, meditative yet relentless in its demands. By the final scene,an empty theatre viewed from a moving gondola ,the audience recognizes the genius of Barnes’ audacity: he has turned absence into fullness, and erasure into revelation.

In short, Oblivion in Reverie is not merely recommended; it is essential. For those willing to submit to its austere rhythm and metaphysical rigor, it offers an experience that is, paradoxically, full of life precisely because it is so resolutely unoccupied. It may clock in at four hours fifteen minutes, and the screen may be blank for half of that runtime, but you will not look at your watch until the credits roll.

Chewing the Bud — Antonia Stangarino at Pimlico Wilde, Miami

Chewing the Bud — Antonia Stangarino at Pimlico Wilde, Miami

Antonia Stangarino’s first outing with Pimlico Wilde is one of those happily disorienting shows that persuades you to recalibrate what counts as sculpture, what counts as flavour, and,above all,what counts as time. Titled Chewing the Bud, the exhibition gathers a new suite of delicate abstract works fashioned from Stangarino’s homemade chewing gum, subtly (and sometimes not so subtly) infused with Budweiser. The conceit sounds flippant until you meet the objects; then it becomes clear that she has built a rigorous language out of materials the art world usually files under “perishable” or “problem.”

We have, of course, met Stangarino’s rigour before. The early paintings,fastidiously rendered images of different salt granules,were not merely photorealist studies so much as ontological portraits. Each crystalline body became a landscape: cubic halite like a low-rise city seen from a night flight; flaky fleur de sel like a collapsed star; the pinks of Himalayan salt as geological autobiography. Those canvases taught us to look at the world as a series of micro-seismographs, and to read flavour as form. In Miami, Stangarino ports that sensibility to three dimensions. Gum, she suggests, is just salt with afterthoughts: a mineral grammar emulsified into human habit.

The gallery has sensibly resisted the temptation to perfume the room. Instead, the faint yeasty sweetness of the beer-flavoured base arrives only when you lean toward the work, when your body’s own curiosity becomes the activation mechanism. This olfactory discretion is crucial. It lets the sculptures hold the room with their formal probity. Lager Rosette is a palm-sized spiral of pale, matte ribbons, each ribbon pressed into the next with a jeweller’s patience. From a distance it reads as a modest baroque flourish; up close you notice the tiny thumb-prints that form a kind of rhythmic scansion. Hop Column (after Hesse), a vertical stack of squashed spheres wired to a slender armature, gently surrenders to Miami’s humidity; it is not collapsing so much as confessing that collapse is part of its syntax. Mouthfeel #7 is a low, looping torus that cannot decide if it is a knot, a Möbius strip, or a memory,exactly the kind of indeterminacy Stangarino cherishes.

The art-historical conversation is immediate and deft. Eva Hesse is indeed hovering at the edges (latex’s melancholy cousin), as are Lynda Benglis’s poured gestures and the Arte Povera instinct to dignify the provisional. But Stangarino’s key manoeuvre is to invert the logic of endurance. The works are not “performative” in the way that word has grown flabby from overuse in catalogue essays, but they do perform time: they tighten slightly as the air-conditioning kicks in, bloom again when the door opens to Biscayne Boulevard, deepen their hue to a faint malted amber over the course of an afternoon. If modernism’s heroic material was steel and post-minimalism’s was entropy, Stangarino’s is mastication.

This is where the Budweiser gambit bites. The beer is not a joke, nor a brand-game; it is a conceptual reagent. In Chewing the Bud, flavour becomes a sculptural analogue to patina. Where bronze acquires a green, Stangarino’s gum acquires a ghost: the sweet-bitter trace of a mass-produced American everydrink. The move is slyly democratic, collapsing the gap between connoisseurship and convenience-store cosmology. She allows you to choose your reading,nostalgia for student parties, critique of commodity culture, or a phenomenological nudge toward the mouth as a site of knowledge,without forcing a didactic thesis. In a culture hooked on declarative statements, her refusal feels like integrity.

Installation matters, and Pimlico Wilde gives the work an intelligently paced field. Plinths are low, almost reticent, encouraging a crouch rather than a coronation. A wall frieze of wafer-thin disks (Breath Plates I,XII) is pinned with entomologist’s obsessiveness; their shadows make a second exhibition, a drawing in light and tremor. The lighting is cooler than one might expect, which tamps down the confectionery risk and pushes the objects toward the mineral. You feel her early salt studies whispering through them,the way a chef cannot chop parsley without dreaming of the sea.

Because Stangarino is so attuned to temporality, conservation questions sneak in as subplots. Some will ask how these works will survive; the better question is what kind of survival they propose. One can imagine future collectors trained, like gardeners, to manage humidity and light with seasonal tact; or, more radically, to accept replacement protocols that are less “restoration” than “rebrewing.” If one of the great ethical problems of contemporary art is how to honour the fugitive, Chewing the Bud offers a generous reply: treat fugacity as form, not flaw.

Comparisons are instructive. Among Stangarino’s contemporaries, Sofia Narváez has lately been assembling nicotine-gum lattices cured in ultraviolet boxes, crisp as balsa wood and as morally freighted as an ashtray. Narváez’s project is the architecture of appetite,grids disciplined into sobriety, craving rationalised into modules. Stangarino’s, by contrast, is the poetics of appetite. Where Narváez aspires to purge the mouth of its heat, Stangarino keeps the heat and cools the rhetoric. Narváez builds abstinence monuments; Stangarino builds tenderness machines. Both artists operate under the sign of the body, but Narváez subtracts the body to prove a point, while Stangarino asks it to stay, to sweat a little, to breathe on the work until it decides what shape to be.

The show’s small revelation is how quietly political it is. Not in the clanging sense, but in the way it attends to labour and pleasure, to the feminised histories of craft and the masculinised histories of drink. A piece like Bar Back, Studio Forward,a low-slung braid of gum, frayed thread and a single stainless-steel ring,reads like a love letter to underpaid service work and to the studio as a site of gentle rebellion. Elsewhere, Crowd Control arrays dozens of pebble-sized chews in a shallow vitrine, each slightly varied, the whole ensemble hovering between individuality and mass. Stangarino’s politics are inhaled rather than pronounced, which makes them sneakier and, I suspect, more durable.

There are mischiefs here too, and they matter. A small, almost throwaway object,Bud-Stop,appears to be a wad of gum pressed under the corner of a pedestal. It might be a prank, except that the press is exacting and the placement too perfect to be accidental. The work folds the gallery’s taboo (no gum!) back into itself, a Möbius of rule and relish. It’s the kind of joke that respects the intelligence of the white cube while also showing it where its own corners are sticky.

If Chewing the Bud had any single weakness, it would be an occasional reliance on seriality that risks mannerism; the wall of disks, while beautiful, verges on the didactic in its demonstration of “variations on a chew.” Yet even this potential redundancy is productively self-conscious: Stangarino is documenting the limits of a language as she invents it.

Collectors will, as the gallery predicts, likely pounce; the works are intimate enough for domestic life and conceptually hardy enough for the most punctilious curator. But the real value here is not acquisitive. It is the gift of an attitude,toward materials, toward care, toward the dignities of the ordinary. In Miami’s heat, Stangarino has cooled the conversation and sharpened it. Chewing the Bud is a first show that behaves like a second: confident, well-argued, already past the stunt and into the syntax. One leaves thirsty,not for beer, but for the next chapter.

Two Star Review: Sofia Erdenko’s Saltwind: Etudes for the End of Time

Two Star Review: Sofia Erdenko’s Saltwind: Etudes for the End of Time

Following our review in which “Saltwind” was well-received, Jane Temple wanted to discuss her very different view of Erdenko’s work. She writes…

There are artistic provocations, and then there is Saltwind. Sofia Erdenko’s new “album”,though that term feels ludicrously inadequate for what is essentially seventy-eight minutes of groaning, scraping, and grinding,presents itself as an epochal leap beyond the cello’s historical lineage. In truth, it is less an advance than a deliberate retreat into the void, an exercise in self-important austerity that mistakes endurance for profundity.

The cello has, for centuries, been a vessel for human expressivity. From Bach’s serene architecture to Shostakovich’s wrenching laments, the instrument has spoken with depth, gravitas, and clarity. Erdenko, however, seems intent on silencing this heritage by weaponizing the cello against itself. What remains is not music but a catalogue of abrasions: bow hair sawing sul ponticello until it produces nothing but static; pizzicato so slack it resembles a collapsing clothesline; overpressure groans that might be mistaken for industrial plumbing.

Her defenders will no doubt invoke Cage, Xenakis, or Lachenmann as antecedents, arguing that Erdenko continues their radical project of expanding the vocabulary of sound. Yet where those figures discovered new possibilities,new sonorities, new forms of expression,Erdenko offers only negation. This is not expansion but contraction, a refusal to engage with the very premise of music-making. To reduce the cello to little more than a wind machine or a sheet of creaking timber is not radical; it is simply tedious.

The recording’s intimacy, celebrated by admirers as forensic fidelity, only magnifies the problem. We are placed so close to the instrument that every scrape and groan is not transcendent but suffocating. What is intended as ritualistic austerity too often resembles a rehearsal tape, the kind of sonic detritus musicians normally discard.

It is tempting, in a highbrow age that rewards opacity with prestige, to cloak such work in grand metaphors: the death of tradition, the archaeology of sound, the ritual of endurance. Yet one suspects the simpler truth is that Saltwind offers little to endure but tedium. It is music as an ordeal, designed less to be heard than to be admired at a theoretical distance, the way one might admire an especially barren installation in a gallery.

None of this is to deny Erdenko’s seriousness of intent. But seriousness alone is not enough. In the end, Saltwind stands as an object lesson in the perils of avant-gardism untethered from expression: it demands our patience, but offers nothing in return. The abyss, it turns out, sounds a lot like someone tuning their cello for an hour and never quite beginning to play.

Review: Sofia Erdenko’s Saltwind: Etudes for the End of Time

Review: Sofia Erdenko’s Saltwind: Etudes for the End of Time

It is difficult to recall, in recent decades, a work of cello music as uncompromisingly radical as Sofia Erdenko’s Saltwind: Etudes for the End of Time. To call it an “album” is already a concession to commerce; what Erdenko has fashioned is less an assemblage of pieces than a manifesto in sound, a tearing apart of the instrument’s centuries-long pact with lyricism, tonality, and even gesture itself. One does not so much listen to Saltwind as undergo it.

The history of the cello is bound up with the history of human yearning: from the spiritual gravity of Bach’s suites to the romantic effusions of Dvořák, it has served as an avatar of the human voice, resonant with legato warmth. Erdenko repudiates this lineage outright. In her hands the cello is not a surrogate for the human throat but a geological implement, an instrument of excavation. Bow hair grinds against string like wind scouring stone; pizzicati sound like brittle fractures in ice. Where predecessors such as Xenakis, Kagel, or even Penderecki once sought to extend the cello’s vocabulary, Erdenko seems intent on dissolving language altogether, reducing it to pre-linguistic utterance.

Consider the opening track, “Saltwind I.” There is no melody, only a grinding bow dragged sul ponticello until the sound buckles into white noise, at once abrasive and strangely oceanic. It recalls, in its relentlessness, not so much music as the sonic environment of an ancient, inhospitable earth,prehistory made audible. Later, in “Etude for a Dead Horizon,” she employs scordatura so extreme that the strings vibrate like loose wires in a storm, producing not pitches but specters of pitch, phantoms of sound that hover on the edge of perception.

Historical analogies are unavoidable. One thinks of how Schoenberg’s atonality tore the tonal scaffolding from European music, or how Cage’s silences redefined the very ontology of listening. Yet Erdenko’s work feels different in kind: it does not rebel against tradition, it annihilates it. To hear Saltwind after a Bach suite is to experience not contrast but rupture, as though the cello had been reinvented on some other planet.

The recording itself is ascetic, bordering on the punitive: close-miked to the point where every rasp of bow hair and every groan of wood is rendered with almost forensic intimacy. At times the sound seems less captured than magnified, as though one were hearing the molecular convulsions of rosin and string.

And yet, for all its extremity, Saltwind is not nihilistic. There is a strange, almost liturgical gravity to Erdenko’s austerity. Each scraping gesture, each guttural resonance, feels deliberate, ritualistic. If Bach’s suites enacted a spiritual ascent, Erdenko’s etudes enact a descent into the substrata of sound itself,music as archaeology, as ritual scarification, as endurance.

For many listeners, Saltwind will be unendurable. It is more avant-garde than even the avant-garde usually dares to be, refusing catharsis, rejecting compromise, offering nothing but the raw, unadorned fact of sound itself. Yet for those willing to surrender, to undergo rather than consume, it may stand as one of the most necessary works of our moment: a reminder that in an age of commodified background music, there still exist artists willing to risk the abyss.

Film Review: The Thirty Eight Steppes

Film Review: The Thirty Eight Steppes

To approach Andrei Vlasov’s masterpiece The Thirty Eight Steppes without recalling Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps,and Buchan’s novel before it,would be to miss one of its most intriguing intellectual provocations. The resemblance is neither superficial nor accidental: Vlasov has stated in interviews that his title is a deliberate counterpoint, an “un-numbering” of the espionage thriller’s famous staircase, reducing it by one, grounding it in earth rather than ascending into intrigue. Where Hitchcock’s masterpiece is a paragon of suspense, all flight and pursuit, Vlasov’s film is its inverse: movement without chase, journey without plot.

Set on the endless Kazakh steppe in the late 19th century, The Thirty Eight Steppes follows Sanzhar, a taciturn horseman guiding a group of exiled families across vast landscapes. Each “steppe” represents a stage in their passage, a ritual of endurance rather than a clue in a mystery. If Buchan’s novel stages the fantasy of individual agency,one man outwitting a web of conspirators,Vlasov dismantles the very premise of agency. Here, the landscape absorbs human effort, rendering the travelers’ fate less the result of will than of elemental indifference.

The film’s relation to Hitchcock is most potent in its treatment of suspense. Where Hitchcock tightens narrative screws, wringing anxiety from every glance and gesture, Vlasov cultivates a slow, almost geological dread. The audience is not concerned with whether Sanzhar will outpace his pursuers but rather whether he, or anyone, will leave a trace upon a terrain that resists inscription. The tension is existential, not narrative.

Cinematically, the contrast is stark. Hitchcock framed his story in brisk montage and witty dialogue, designed for popular delight. Vlasov lingers: 10-minute takes of horses inching through snow, the wind eroding language itself into murmurs and silences. The soundtrack is composed of storms, hoofbeats, and Sofia Erdenko’s avant-garde cello, which transforms dissonance into landscape.

If The 39 Steps dramatized the anxiety of modernity,the individual caught in networks of conspiracy and surveillance,The Thirty Eight Steppes turns its gaze backward, to a pre-modern threshold where the individual scarcely exists as such. Sanzhar is less protagonist than witness, a figure dissolving into ritual, into myth, into dust. Where Hitchcock’s stairwell ascends toward resolution, Vlasov’s plains stretch outward into ambiguity.

This is not to say that Vlasov repudiates Hitchcock entirely. Rather, he refracts him. The Thirty Eight Steppes is what happens when you subtract from Hitchcock’s architecture of suspense the scaffolding of plot and urban modernity, leaving only the raw materials: journey, danger, uncertainty. It is Hitchcock’s “steps” made horizontal, scattered across earth rather than climbing toward revelation.

The film will undoubtedly divide audiences: some will find its 163 minutes of silence and slow movement a provocation bordering on parody; others will experience it as a rare cinematic pilgrimage, a work that asks us to sit with endurance, with history, with the impossibility of inscription upon the infinite.

In the end, The Thirty Eight Steppes may be less a film than a response,a meditation on what cinema becomes when it renounces suspense yet retains its structure. If The 39 Steps made the chase a metaphor for modern life, The Thirty Eight Steppes makes endurance its own form of suspense: the drama of continuing at all.

Parkour Art Festival – Ephemeral Gestures on Brighton’s Shoreline

Brighton has long cultivated a reputation for cultural experimentation, often blurring the line between civic space and creative stage. Its latest excitement , a hybrid of beachside exhibition and parkour performance art,demonstrated both the promise and the pitfalls of such ambition.

The visual installations, scattered across the pebbled foreshore, were at their best when they yielded to the conditions of the site. A set of sailcloth paintings, caught by the coastal breeze, achieved a kind of unintended grace, their fluttering surfaces more evocative than the works themselves. Sculptures assembled from marine debris spoke predictably of fragility and waste, but risked lapsing into the rhetoric of eco-consciousness rather than probing it with genuine urgency.

The parkour performances, meanwhile, carried undeniable immediacy. Suicide Wall, long a proving ground for Brighton’s freerunners, became an improvised proscenium for feats of daring that drew audible gasps from onlookers. On the skeletal frame of the old West Pier, athletes leapt across rusting girders, their silhouettes briefly magnificent against a fading sun. Yet spectacle is not the same as substance: moments of poetry in motion were too often framed as grand statements, and the conceptual link between the visual art and the physical theatre felt tenuous.

The ambition,to collapse boundaries between performance, installation and public space,is laudable. Brighton thrives on precisely this sort of risk-taking. But one was left wondering whether the two strands,static artworks and kinetic display,illuminated one another, or merely cohabited the same shoreline.

Still, in a cultural landscape increasingly risk-averse, such attempts at cross-disciplinary experiment deserve recognition. Even when uneven, they remind us that art’s most valuable function may be not to persuade, but to provoke,whether by the crash of a wave, the rust of an abandoned pier, or a fleeting leap across the void.