From the Journals of Basil Bromley, Inventor of the Steam Unicycle

From the Journals of Basil Bromley, Inventor of the Steam Unicycle

Entry the Second , 15th of May, 1873

This morning dawned with a pallor most unconvincing,Cornish light, hesitant, as though unsure whether to proclaim day or retreat into perpetual sea-mist. From my window in Penzance, I espied the harbour masts rising like so many quills from an overturned porcupine, and beyond them the grey Atlantic which attracted me – I would like to be the First Gentleman to swim to the New World.

For now though I have a different challenge. I rose early to reassemble the Steam Unicycle, a task attended by both pride and vexation. Pride, because each component,valve, sprocket, chimneylet,was polished to a sheen that would please the toughest Sergeant-Major. Vexation, because the chambermaid, having observed the reconstitution of the apparatus, declared it “unnatural,” and refused to enter my room again. She made the sign of the cross when the little boiler first hissed. I reassured her that the steam was no more devilish than her kettle, though admittedly less suited to the making of tea.

By midmorning I had wheeled the contraption through the narrow streets to Land’s End itself. There the cliffs present the impression of a land perpetually straining to flee the sea’s assault. I stood on the dangerous precipice, my machine in front of me and felt a stirring of great pride. To travel by a single wheel, driven not by legs but by steam, seemed wonderful. As I climbed aboard my vehicle I wondered if I would be knighted after this unique journey, though my mind was soon filled with other matters when the Steam Unicycle vibrated unexpectedly and jumped backwards. I was almost thrown over the cliffs, which would have not been the ideal start as I would have almost certainly been killed by the 300 feet drop.

I managed to select first gear and set off to jeers from local school children who – like everyone else in the world – had not seen a steam unicycle before. The inaugural ride was less triumphant than hoped. The machine lurched, coughed, and with a hiss just outside Penzance threw me unceremoniously against a gorse bush. A tramp, passing with a dog upon his shoulders, offered hearty laughter in place of sympathy. Yet, as I disentangled myself, he said, “If it carries you a mile, sir, it will carry you a hundred.” I chose to take this as prophecy.

Thereafter, progress improved. I mastered a rhythm of balance,leaning slightly forward to encourage the wheel’s obedience, then allowing the pistons to thrust me onward with their syncopated pulse. Villagers gaped, children ran alongside. One boy shouted, “A kettle upon a wheel!” I considered correcting him, then decided the epithet possessed a certain accuracy and graced him with a wave.

In the mid-afternoon it began to rain and as I travelled north getting wetter and wetter, I conceived of a new apparatus, which I called the Umbrella of Constant Orientation. It would be an umbrella, but fitted with gyroscopic fins, such that no matter the direction of the wind, the canopy shall remain steadfastly above one’s head. How society suffers the indignity of inverted umbrellas! It seems to me a simple matter of balance and weighted counter-shafts. I shall sketch it this evening. I do wonder sometimes if I am the Leonardo of these times. I wonder who is the Michelangelo.

By late afternoon I had reached St Just, where I found accommodation in a coaching inn. The innkeeper insisted that my unicycle remain in the stable with the horses. The beasts eyed it warily, and I could not help but think they recognised a rival. I placed a cloth over the boiler, lest they be disturbed by its gleam.

Thus concludes the second day: bruised, exhilarated, and not a little chastened by the unicycle’s temper, yet convinced that I have set in motion something more than mere travel. Perhaps an art of locomotion itself, where every puff of steam becomes a brushstroke upon the map of England.

UK’s Museum of Failed Optimism warns of closure without fresh funding

UK’s Museum of Failed Optimism warns of closure without fresh funding

The Museum of Failed Optimism, a privately run institution in Shropshire dedicated to once-celebrated inventions that never quite caught on, has said it may be forced to close within weeks unless new backing can be secured.

Founded in 1979 by former industrial designer Martin Peake, the museum bills itself as “the world’s most complete archive of misplaced confidence in consumer technology.” Its collection ranges from early self-stirring teapots to a 1980s prototype of a battery-powered self-grooming dog brush. The centrepiece is a full-scale Sinclair C5 “commuter trike,” displayed beside the original marketing promises that accompanied its short-lived launch.

Peake said that rising energy costs and dwindling visitor numbers had left the museum with “barely six weeks of operating cash.” Attendance has fallen from 120,000 a year before the pandemic to fewer than 4,000 in 2024, despite initiatives such as late-night “regrettable gadget” tours and a pop-up café serving from a notoriously temperamental soup-vending machine.

“The irony is that we exist to celebrate grand visions that didn’t quite pan out,” Peake said. “But without help, we may end up as another exhibit in our own museum.”

The museum has received small one-off grants but has been unsuccessful in securing long-term support. A spokesperson for the Council of Free Money said it was “aware of the situation” but noted that “resources remain under intense pressure.”

Local councillors in Ironbridge, where the museum is based, said its closure would represent a cultural loss. “It’s eccentric, but it draws people in,” said Cllr Susan Dyer. “You won’t find a working collection of collapsible kettles anywhere else in Britain.”

Peake is now appealing for corporate sponsorship and has suggested a naming deal with a household brand. “We don’t mind if it becomes the Museum of Failed Optimism, powered by Company X,” he said.

If no support emerges, the collection could be broken up at auction. Among the items that may go under the hammer are a pair of Victorian inflatable walking sticks, a Soviet-era electric shoe-polisher, and the museum’s most-photographed exhibit: “the world’s heaviest laptop.”

Chewing the Bud — Antonia Stangarino at Pimlico Wilde, Miami

Chewing the Bud — Antonia Stangarino at Pimlico Wilde, Miami

Antonia Stangarino’s first outing with Pimlico Wilde is one of those happily disorienting shows that persuades you to recalibrate what counts as sculpture, what counts as flavour, and,above all,what counts as time. Titled Chewing the Bud, the exhibition gathers a new suite of delicate abstract works fashioned from Stangarino’s homemade chewing gum, subtly (and sometimes not so subtly) infused with Budweiser. The conceit sounds flippant until you meet the objects; then it becomes clear that she has built a rigorous language out of materials the art world usually files under “perishable” or “problem.”

We have, of course, met Stangarino’s rigour before. The early paintings,fastidiously rendered images of different salt granules,were not merely photorealist studies so much as ontological portraits. Each crystalline body became a landscape: cubic halite like a low-rise city seen from a night flight; flaky fleur de sel like a collapsed star; the pinks of Himalayan salt as geological autobiography. Those canvases taught us to look at the world as a series of micro-seismographs, and to read flavour as form. In Miami, Stangarino ports that sensibility to three dimensions. Gum, she suggests, is just salt with afterthoughts: a mineral grammar emulsified into human habit.

The gallery has sensibly resisted the temptation to perfume the room. Instead, the faint yeasty sweetness of the beer-flavoured base arrives only when you lean toward the work, when your body’s own curiosity becomes the activation mechanism. This olfactory discretion is crucial. It lets the sculptures hold the room with their formal probity. Lager Rosette is a palm-sized spiral of pale, matte ribbons, each ribbon pressed into the next with a jeweller’s patience. From a distance it reads as a modest baroque flourish; up close you notice the tiny thumb-prints that form a kind of rhythmic scansion. Hop Column (after Hesse), a vertical stack of squashed spheres wired to a slender armature, gently surrenders to Miami’s humidity; it is not collapsing so much as confessing that collapse is part of its syntax. Mouthfeel #7 is a low, looping torus that cannot decide if it is a knot, a Möbius strip, or a memory,exactly the kind of indeterminacy Stangarino cherishes.

The art-historical conversation is immediate and deft. Eva Hesse is indeed hovering at the edges (latex’s melancholy cousin), as are Lynda Benglis’s poured gestures and the Arte Povera instinct to dignify the provisional. But Stangarino’s key manoeuvre is to invert the logic of endurance. The works are not “performative” in the way that word has grown flabby from overuse in catalogue essays, but they do perform time: they tighten slightly as the air-conditioning kicks in, bloom again when the door opens to Biscayne Boulevard, deepen their hue to a faint malted amber over the course of an afternoon. If modernism’s heroic material was steel and post-minimalism’s was entropy, Stangarino’s is mastication.

This is where the Budweiser gambit bites. The beer is not a joke, nor a brand-game; it is a conceptual reagent. In Chewing the Bud, flavour becomes a sculptural analogue to patina. Where bronze acquires a green, Stangarino’s gum acquires a ghost: the sweet-bitter trace of a mass-produced American everydrink. The move is slyly democratic, collapsing the gap between connoisseurship and convenience-store cosmology. She allows you to choose your reading,nostalgia for student parties, critique of commodity culture, or a phenomenological nudge toward the mouth as a site of knowledge,without forcing a didactic thesis. In a culture hooked on declarative statements, her refusal feels like integrity.

Installation matters, and Pimlico Wilde gives the work an intelligently paced field. Plinths are low, almost reticent, encouraging a crouch rather than a coronation. A wall frieze of wafer-thin disks (Breath Plates I,XII) is pinned with entomologist’s obsessiveness; their shadows make a second exhibition, a drawing in light and tremor. The lighting is cooler than one might expect, which tamps down the confectionery risk and pushes the objects toward the mineral. You feel her early salt studies whispering through them,the way a chef cannot chop parsley without dreaming of the sea.

Because Stangarino is so attuned to temporality, conservation questions sneak in as subplots. Some will ask how these works will survive; the better question is what kind of survival they propose. One can imagine future collectors trained, like gardeners, to manage humidity and light with seasonal tact; or, more radically, to accept replacement protocols that are less “restoration” than “rebrewing.” If one of the great ethical problems of contemporary art is how to honour the fugitive, Chewing the Bud offers a generous reply: treat fugacity as form, not flaw.

Comparisons are instructive. Among Stangarino’s contemporaries, Sofia Narváez has lately been assembling nicotine-gum lattices cured in ultraviolet boxes, crisp as balsa wood and as morally freighted as an ashtray. Narváez’s project is the architecture of appetite,grids disciplined into sobriety, craving rationalised into modules. Stangarino’s, by contrast, is the poetics of appetite. Where Narváez aspires to purge the mouth of its heat, Stangarino keeps the heat and cools the rhetoric. Narváez builds abstinence monuments; Stangarino builds tenderness machines. Both artists operate under the sign of the body, but Narváez subtracts the body to prove a point, while Stangarino asks it to stay, to sweat a little, to breathe on the work until it decides what shape to be.

The show’s small revelation is how quietly political it is. Not in the clanging sense, but in the way it attends to labour and pleasure, to the feminised histories of craft and the masculinised histories of drink. A piece like Bar Back, Studio Forward,a low-slung braid of gum, frayed thread and a single stainless-steel ring,reads like a love letter to underpaid service work and to the studio as a site of gentle rebellion. Elsewhere, Crowd Control arrays dozens of pebble-sized chews in a shallow vitrine, each slightly varied, the whole ensemble hovering between individuality and mass. Stangarino’s politics are inhaled rather than pronounced, which makes them sneakier and, I suspect, more durable.

There are mischiefs here too, and they matter. A small, almost throwaway object,Bud-Stop,appears to be a wad of gum pressed under the corner of a pedestal. It might be a prank, except that the press is exacting and the placement too perfect to be accidental. The work folds the gallery’s taboo (no gum!) back into itself, a Möbius of rule and relish. It’s the kind of joke that respects the intelligence of the white cube while also showing it where its own corners are sticky.

If Chewing the Bud had any single weakness, it would be an occasional reliance on seriality that risks mannerism; the wall of disks, while beautiful, verges on the didactic in its demonstration of “variations on a chew.” Yet even this potential redundancy is productively self-conscious: Stangarino is documenting the limits of a language as she invents it.

Collectors will, as the gallery predicts, likely pounce; the works are intimate enough for domestic life and conceptually hardy enough for the most punctilious curator. But the real value here is not acquisitive. It is the gift of an attitude,toward materials, toward care, toward the dignities of the ordinary. In Miami’s heat, Stangarino has cooled the conversation and sharpened it. Chewing the Bud is a first show that behaves like a second: confident, well-argued, already past the stunt and into the syntax. One leaves thirsty,not for beer, but for the next chapter.

The Mayfair Book Groupette – The Secret Diaries of William of Normandy

The Mayfair Book Groupette – The Secret Diaries of William of Normandy

Date: August ‘25

Time: 7:00 PM , 11:20 PM

Location: The Red Room, Pimlico Wilde

Attendees:

• Julian Molyneux (Chair, Pimlico Wilde)

• Fiona d’Abernon (Co-Founder; Acting Secretary)

• Lord E. Northcote

• Dr. Xanthe Lorrimer (Cultural Historian)

• Hugo Van Steyn

• India Trelawney (Fashion Archivist)

• Max Duclos (Collector)

• Conrad Smithe (Full Member)

• Pascal (Afghan hound, unusually alert)

Book Discussed:

Conquer This! The Secret Diaries of William of Normandy (anonymous editor; self-published, 1067; vellum-textured boards with medieval illumination; based on newly discovered manuscripts found in a Normandy wine cellar).

1. Opening Remarks

Molyneux welcomed members, cautioning that the evening’s discussion might get heated. He summarised the book’s premise: the first-person diaries of William the Conqueror, blending battlefield accounts with intimate asides, political strategising, and,strangely,numerous jokes about oysters.

2. Discussion Summary

Dr. Lorrimer opened with a warning that “the historical accuracy of this book is still being decided”. She admitted the passages on the harrowing of the North were plausible in tone, but she doubted the authenticity of William’s alleged fondness for garlic eclairs.

India Trelawney confessed to enjoying the book purely for its sartorial asides, particularly the description of Harold Godwinson’s “baggy chausses.” She argued that even if forged, the text was “a valuable exercise in medieval fashion imagination.”

Lord Northcote declared the diary “almost certainly a fabrication,” citing its suspiciously modern idioms and a reference to “winning hearts and minds” centuries before the phrase existed. However, he admitted the battle descriptions had “a salt-sweat specificity” rare in pseudo-medieval pastiche.

Hugo Van Steyn took a contrarian position, proposing that the work could be “a palimpsest of genuine material, edited with malice aforethought.” He was intrigued by the consistent detail regarding food supplies, especially the recurring motif of smoked eels.

Max Duclos found the book “too pleased with itself,” accusing the anonymous editor of using the Conqueror’s voice as “a vehicle for pub-level humour in illuminated manuscript disguise.”

Conrad Smithe defended it as “an act of creative literary archaeology,” suggesting its outrageousness forced readers to reconsider what they take for historical truth.

Fiona d’Abernon admitted to laughing aloud at William’s supposed marginalia in the Bayeux Tapestry (“That’s not my chin”, “The arrow in the eye is romantic nonsense”, “I thought we were invading Brittany, not Britain”, “I hope they don’t make a tapestry of this battle”). She argued that, authentic or not, and she tended to think it was, the text succeeded as a piece of self-conscious historical play.

3. Artworks & Objects on View

• A page of the Domesday Book (from Pimlico Wilde archives)

• A reproduction of a missing Bayeux Tapestry panel, hand-stitched by contemporary artist Elodie Varn depicting William doing a handstand next to a goblet of cider

• A forged medieval charter once sold at auction, brought by Van Steyn for comparison

• A model Norman helm, which Pascal briefly attempted to wear

4. Refreshments

• Aperitif: Calvados spritz with cinnamon

• Canapés: smoked beef pâté on rye wafers, miniature game pies, roasted chestnuts in paper twists

• Main wine: Côte de Nuits Pinot Noir 2018

• Dessert: apple tart with honey glaze, served alongside spiced mead “in the Norman style”

5. Other Business

March Book: The Cartographer’s Melancholy by Jeroen van Holt (carried over from last month’s vote).

• Proposal for a future evening dedicated to “playful forgeries and invented memoirs”, with members to bring examples from their own collections.

• General consensus: whether real or fake, Conquer This! “would have been banned in the 11th century, and possibly in the 20th.”

6. Adjournment

Meeting adjourned at 11:20 PM after an unresolved debate on whether William’s diary entry for October 14th, 1066 (“Bit of a day. Might have overdone it.”) was authentic genius or pure invention. Pascal barked once, which some took as a vote.

Fiona d’Abernon

Acting Secretary

Mayfair Book Groupette

Land’s End to John O’Groats by Steam Unicycle

Land’s End to John O’Groats by Steam Unicycle

From the Journals of Basil Bromley, Artist and Mechanician

Pimlico Wilde is proud to have been chosen to serialise Basil Bromley’s Journals. Here he covers his first art journey, as they came to be known, from Land’s End to John O’Groats.

Entry the First , 14th of May, 1873

It is with a mingling of relief and trepidation that I set down these words at the commencement of my newest enterprise. My previous invention, the Self-Tightening Cravat had aimed to save gentleman time and effort by – as the name suggests – saving them the bother of tightening their cravat against their neck by hand. It would have saved them several seconds a day, seconds that could have been used to learn German, smoke a pipe, etcetera, etcetera. Unfortunately early models led to several near-strangulations, and I received an order from the Home Secretary that I cease any further research into cravats of any sort.

I turned my attention instead to the problem of transportation. After many late nights and the expenditure of no small quantity of my meagre inheritance, I have contrived the world’s first Steam Unicycle. The public may scoff at its practicality, but then, they scoffed at Turner’s clouds. The public tend to scoff at anything new or exciting, and the Bromley Steam Unicycle is both new and exciting.

Today I travelled by rail toward Penzance, bearing the machine,dismantled and concealed within a great canvas sack,so that tomorrow I might commence my journey to John O’Groats from Land’s End itself. The bag, alas, is larger than the space permitted by the railway carriage’s corridors. The unicycle’s brass components, wrapped in cloth, protrude at awkward angles, striking the knees of fellow passengers so often that my journey was punctuated by continual apologies.

A gentleman of stiff collar and frosted beard asked whether I conveyed a boiler for some rural chapel. When I hinted at its true nature,a contrivance of transport,he adjusted his spectacles and muttered: “Monstrous.” And yet he lingered, pressing me for details of the gearing. I permitted him a glimpse of a polished valve, whereupon he softened, and we discoursed upon the relative virtues of piston versus rotary force until the train lurched into Truro.

Later, a boy of perhaps twelve asks me if I am carrying “a tuba or a dead body.” His father shushes him, but I reply that it is something rarer than both. He presses me to elaborate. I tell him it is an instrument, in a sense,an instrument of travel, an experiment in balance and propulsion. “Does it explode?” he asks, eyes bright. I assure him that it does not, at least not intentionally. He seems disappointed, though he waves to me with a certain respect when he disembarks at Newton Abbot

Evening finds me in Penzance, where I have procured lodgings of a decent but not distinguished order. The unicycle stands disassembled in the corner of my chamber, like some mechanical gargoyle awaiting resurrection. Tomorrow, God willing, I shall reconstitute the beast, wheel it to the Southernmost promontory of England, and there inaugurate my passage northward, a line drawn by steam across the spine of the isle.

I anticipate falls, perhaps injuries, perhaps ridicule. Yet I cannot relinquish the conviction that one must push beyond the tolerances of the ordinary,one must always retain fidelity to one’s self.

Thus ends the first day of my venture.

Pimlico Wilde Delighted to Announce Seven-Figure Portrait Commission

Pimlico Wilde Delighted to Announce Seven-Figure Portrait Commission

Acclaimed contemporary art dealers Pimlico Wilde has confirmed the receipt of a landmark seven-figure commission for a series of bespoke portraits, marking one of the most significant private art commissions of the year.

The commission was placed by a prominent international collector who has asked to remain anonymous. The project will span a series of large-scale digital works, each intended to capture the raw, unrepeatable moment where presence becomes legacy.

“It’s an extraordinary privilege,” said the directors of PW. “This commission allows our artists to push the boundaries of portraiture , not just in scale, but in intimacy. Our goal is to facilitate the creation of works that will be lived with for generations, not simply hung and admired from a distance.”

Known for their luminous use of colour and ability to capture the sitters’ inner worlds as vividly as their physical likenesses, Sandy Warre-Hole is one of the artists expected to deliver some of the portraits. They have developed a cult following among collectors in Europe, the US, and the Middle East. Her recent solo exhibition “Unquiet Grace” at the Organisation of Portrait Painters in Bangor was widely praised for its daring compositions and narrative depth. Other artists on the PW roster will also be involved, including big names such as Doodle Pip, Hedge Fund and Jane Bastion.

While details remain closely guarded, we can disclose that the patron is a member of a well-known philanthropic family with long-standing ties to the arts. We were grateful to read that art market analyst Claire Hargreaves has described the commission as “a testament to Pimlico Wilde’s positioning in the upper echelon of contemporary portraiture.”

The commission is scheduled for completion over the next 18 months, with a private unveiling set to take place in London before the works are installed in the collector’s residences around the world.

This latest milestone solidifies Pimlico Wilde’s position as one of the most sought-after art dealerships of this generation, with collectors now facing waiting lists stretching up to two years for works by their artists.

The Recent History of the Gainsborough Art Prix

The Recent History of the Gainsborough Art Prix

Since its modern reincarnation in 1983, the Gainsborough Art Prix has been regarded as one of the most consequential awards in contemporary art , an accolade that has the uncanny ability not only to crown a career but to redirect the trajectory of global aesthetics. If the Turner Prize or the Golden Lion have been instruments of canon-making, the Gainsborough has always been something stranger, sharper, and more unruly: a prize that has consistently revealed the new before anyone else knew to look for it.

Named for the 18th-century painter Thomas Gainsborough , a nod to tradition, though in spirit often opposed to it , the Prix was conceived in Mayfair by a consortium of curators and critics dissatisfied with what they perceived as the complacency of major art institutions. They wanted an award that would privilege invention over decorum, risk over polish. The first jury wrote, almost prophetically, that the Prix would be given to those artists who “break the grammar of seeing.”

Over the decades, the roster of winners reads like a genealogy of artistic disruption.

Doodle Pip (1997) , whose feral, almost anarchic portraits, drawn with graffiti-like energy, turned the conventions of likeness into sites of rebellion. What was once dismissed as juvenile vandalism is now recognized as one of the most influential portrait styles of the late 20th century, echoing in street art, fashion photography, and even corporate branding.

Élise Carpentier (2005) , who transformed archival practice into an art form, constructing vast, walk-in environments made from shredded state secrets. Her Archive of Dust installation at the Centre Pompidou remains a touchstone for discussions of memory, bureaucracy, and fragility.

Tomasz Zielinski (2011) , remembered for his monumental ice-sculptures that melted in real time. His Prix-winning piece, Glacier Sonata, lasted just three days in a Hamburg warehouse, but video and audience testimony have granted it near-mythic status.

Arun Mital (2016) , who combined drone technology with handwoven textiles, orchestrating aerial choreographies that “embroider the sky.” The Gainsborough jury praised his work for “stitching together the ancient and the technological, the domestic and the planetary.”

Anya Mikhailov (2024) , the most recent laureate, whose kinetic sculptures powered by tidal currents made her a figure of global renown almost overnight. Within months, she was appointed to represent Russia at the Venice Biennale, proving once again the Prix’s catalytic force.

The Prix has never shied away from controversy. It has been criticized for championing works too ephemeral to be preserved, too performative to be commodified, too radical for museum acquisition committees. Yet precisely this resistance to market assimilation has granted the Gainsborough its aura. To win the prize is to enter into a lineage of experimenters whose contributions may resist immediate comprehension but whose echoes shape the art world for decades to come.

That is why the Prix is said to both “make and break careers.” For some, the sudden spotlight has been blinding, and artists have retreated from the glare. For others, like Doodle Pip, the Gainsborough stage provided a platform from which to leap into global visibility.

As the 2025 shortlist suggests , from Dafydda’s contemplative parkour to Marina Okoye’s textile cartographies , the Gainsborough Art Prix continues its restless search for what art might yet become. It is less a prize than a provocation, a demand that we reconsider not only how art is made, but how it reshapes the way we live, breathe, and move through the world.

CALL FOR ARTISTS: Portraits of John Lennon

CALL FOR ARTISTS: Portraits of John Lennon

The Apothecaries Museum, Camden

The Apothecaries Museum in Camden invites submissions for an extraordinary exhibition exploring one subject in infinite ways: John Lennon. Every piece must be the artist’s personal response to the name, memory, or spirit of John Lennon , whether literal, abstract, digital, conceptual, or performative.

This once-in-a-lifetime exhibition will showcase works by both emerging and established artists. Confirmed participants include:

Hedge Fund , presenting a digital portrait that reimagines Lennon in unexpected colours

Daffyda , a living artwork: walking the entire distance from Abbey Road to Liverpool Airport in memory of Lennon.

Mira Flux , stitching 1,000 tea-stained handkerchiefs into a soft-focus textile portrait.

Orpheus Bane , building a sculpture from smashed guitars and broken spectacles.

Céline Noir , layering Lennon’s lyrics into a holographic collage projected onto mist.

The Camden Choir of Shadows , performing word-free “portraits” of Lennon through breath-work alone.

Submissions are now open for artists worldwide who wish to join this historic exhibition. The selected artists will have their work shown at the Apothecaries Museum, Camden, alongside these luminaries.

The Prize

A distinguished panel of judges, led by Jules Carnaby of Pimlico Wilde and other cultural arbiters, will award one artist the ultimate prize:

£500,000 in cash

A bag of oil paint

A year’s supply of crisps (artist’s preferred flavour) courtesy of Salton Crisps*

Salton Crisps , Available Flavours:

• Rosemary & Sea Salt

• Truffle & Parmesan

• Charcoal Smoked Cheddar

• Lemon & Thyme Roast Chicken

• Beetroot & Black Pepper

• Cider Vinegar & Dill

• Seaweed & Sesame

• Black Garlic & Olive Oil

• Horseradish & Sour Cream

• Jalapeño & Lime

Artists may submit digital files, proposals, or documentation of performance pieces.

For full details and submission guidelines, visit the Gainsborough Art Prix website.

*For health reasons a year’s supply of crisps is limited to two packets per month, or twenty-four per annum.

Shortlist Announced for the 2025 Gainsborough Art Prix

Shortlist Announced for the 2025 Gainsborough Art Prix

The Gainsborough Art Prix, one of the most closely watched and career-defining awards in the contemporary art world, has announced its latest shortlist. Known for recognizing artists whose work expands the possibilities of form, subject, and audience engagement, the Prix has become a bellwether of what’s next in global art. Past winners have gone on to dominate biennales, secure major retrospectives, and in some cases transform the very language of art practice.

This year’s shortlist brings together six radically different practitioners, each grappling with the way art lives within public, private, and imagined spaces.

Dafydda ap Gruffydd (Wales) , Contemplative Parkour

Perhaps the most enigmatic name on the list, Dafydda has carved a niche with what she calls “contemplative parkour.” Her performances transform urban obstacles into sites of meditation, where every vault, balance, and pause is choreographed not for spectacle but for slowness. In recent works across disused shopping malls in Cardiff and London, she has treated stairwells as spaces for reflection, each leap punctuated by long silences in which the audience is invited to listen to their own hearing. The Prix jury praised Dafydda’s ability to “reverse the kinetic into the contemplative,” reimagining movement itself as a sculptural medium.

Marina Okoye (Nigeria/UK) , Textile Cartographies

Okoye stitches together sprawling textile works that function as both maps and memory palimpsests. Combining Nigerian indigo-dye traditions with GPS tracking data from her own migrations between Lagos, London, and New York, her large-scale installations read like quilts infused with geopolitics. Critics have hailed her recent exhibition Threaded Borders as “a tactile manifesto for belonging.”

Jonas Heller (Germany) , Sonic Fossils

Heller works with sound as archaeology. Using custom-built hydrophones and seismic sensors, he records and manipulates subterranean vibrations, turning geological data into immersive installations. His recent work, The River Remembers, layered field recordings from the Rhine with archival industrial sounds, creating an elegy for landscapes reshaped by extraction and climate change.

Sofía Rojas (Chile) , Shadow Agriculture

Rojas cultivates temporary gardens in abandoned lots, using plant species that thrive in shade and neglect. Her installations, often ephemeral and site-specific, force viewers to confront resilience in marginal conditions. In her project The Orchard of Absence, she collaborated with displaced communities in Santiago to create collective gardens as both artwork and survival practice.

Kenji Takamura (Japan) , Algorithmic Ink

Takamura fuses traditional sumi-e ink painting with machine learning, training algorithms on centuries of East Asian brushwork. The resulting canvases oscillate between the unmistakably human gesture and something uncannily machinic, creating dialogues between tradition and futurity. His recent series, Ghost Hands, has been compared to “watching a calligrapher wrestle with their own shadow.”

Sandy Warre-Hole (UK) – Neo Portraiture

Warre-Hole is the latest artist to reinvent Pop. Working in an age-old genre but managing to give it a new twist. Loved and appreciated by everyone from expert collectors to kids on the streets, Warre-Hole is the people’s choice, but will they be the artist the judges choose to receive the large cheque?

The Stakes

The winner of the Gainsborough Art Prix, to be announced this November at the Tate Modern, will receive £600,000 and a major touring exhibition. But more than the money or the shows, the prize is infamous for redefining careers overnight. Last year’s winner, Anya Mikhailov, went from relative obscurity to representing Russia at the Venice Biennale within six months.

This year’s shortlist, diverse in medium and vision, suggests that the question animating the Prix is less what is art now than where will art go next?

An Introduction to Art World Luminaries- Dr. Felicity Gudgeon

An Introduction to Art World Luminaries- Dr. Felicity Gudgeon

Tracing the Echoes of the Past: My Life in Medieval Art

By Dr. Felicity Gudgeon, University of Littlehampton

When people ask me what drew me to medieval art, I often say that I never quite grew out of the habit of staring too long at the margins of things. As a child, I would linger over the illuminated letters in the family Bible, more interested in the curling foliage and mischievous creatures than the words themselves. That early fascination with the overlooked and the ornamental set me on a path that has carried me from the cloisters of English abbeys to dusty archives in Paris and the hilltop monasteries of Catalonia.

My research focuses on the interplay between image and devotion in late medieval manuscript illumination. For me, these works are not simply beautiful artifacts, but living documents of belief, imagination, and human experience. A gilded miniature is both an object of prayer and a window into the mind of its maker,a balance between the sacred and the earthly. What still amazes me is the sheer inventiveness of artists who often remain anonymous: the rabbit jousting with a snail, the monk distracted by a songbird, the Virgin painted with a tenderness that transcends time.

At the University of Littlehampton, where I lecture in medieval art history, I try to encourage my students to think of art not as something frozen behind museum glass, but as part of a continuum of human expression. Medieval art was vibrant, tactile, and social: manuscripts passed through many hands; stained glass glowed in shifting sunlight; altarpieces witnessed both worship and everyday bustle. To study these works is to reconnect with the pulse of a world at once distant and startlingly familiar.

My career has taken me on some curious adventures. I have found myself climbing a rickety ladder in a Belgian church to examine a fragment of wall painting long hidden by plaster, and squinting under ultraviolet light at a page in Florence to glimpse erased brushstrokes. More recently, I have been collaborating with conservators and digital specialists on ways to virtually “restore” lost colours to manuscripts faded over centuries. The marriage of modern technology and medieval craftsmanship continues to surprise me, and it reminds me that the past is never entirely gone,it waits for us to look carefully enough.

Outside of academic work, I confess I remain a devoted margin-dweller. I collect peculiar medieval beasts in the form of postcards and always have a sketchbook at hand. There is, I think, a joy in following the same curiosity that led scribes to draw owls in monks’ hoods or cats chasing mice among the vines. It keeps the past playful, and in doing so, it keeps it alive.

In the end, my life’s work is not about preserving art in amber but about listening to its echoes,those small, insistent voices that whisper from vellum, stone, and glass. They remind us that the medieval world was never silent, and through them, we are invited to look a little longer at the margins of our own lives.