Obituary: Painter Calix Moreau, King of Beige (1934–2025)

Obituary: Painter Calix Moreau, King of Beige (1934–2025)

The world has lost Calix Moreau, painter, performance artist, and, according to Vogue in 1987, “the man who made beige cool.” He died on August 14th, 2025, at his studio-loft in Marseille, surrounded by half-finished canvases, three broken espresso machines, and what friends insist was not a taxidermied goat but “an ongoing installation.” He was 91.

Critics often said Moreau never had a style. Moreau insisted that was his style. “Calix paints with the arrogance of a man who has never been contradicted,” Susan Bradd once wrote on a cocktail napkin (the napkin is now housed in MoMA’s permanent collection, albeit in storage).

Born in Lyon, Moreau famously declared at age sixteen that he would “either change the colour of the sky or die trying.” Neighbours later remembered he spent the next decade attempting both; though he was unsuccessful, the experiences were formative for the young artist and he always felt that they had taught him several important lessons.

His first exhibition, Nine Empty Frames and One Angry Pigeon (Paris, 1977), caused a near riot, mainly because the pigeon was not, contrary to Moreau’s assurances, tame. By the early 1980s, Moreau was described by Le News Artery as “the enfant terrible of French art. Though he is no longer an enfant he makes up for that by being extra terrible.”

A 1993 retrospective at the Tate Modern featured mainly works he had destroyed, leaving the gallery rather empty and leading to many visitors demanding their money back. Attendance, even so, was record-breaking, probably because – reading between the lines of the answers to a post-exhibition survey, people assumed the art was invisible and profound. “It changed the way I saw everything,” Jbökr Stäbi said at the opening, before admitting she had wandered into the wrong gallery.

In later years, Moreau became increasingly reclusive, though his absence from openings was usually explained as “a performance in itself.” When asked why he no longer painted, he replied: “Because existence already has too much colour, and I refuse to add to the clutter.”

Despite, or perhaps because of, his obstinacy, collectors adored him. Jeff Ciptoe once allegedly offered him $40 million for a work on oddly shaped cardboard that turned out to be the artist’s palette. Moreau declined, insisting the piece was “not for sale until it is worthless.”

He leaves behind no spouse, no children, but an unverified rumour that Ez Roberts once referred to him as “the artist I’d pay to mix my paints.”

Calix Moreau will be remembered as the man who nearly convinced the art world that beige was the most important colour. “He will be greatly missed”, said his bookmaker.

Obituary: Elsinora Thistlebaum (1927–2025), Painter of Fruit

Elsinora Thistlebaum, the internationally misunderstood doyenne of post-impressionist-neuroticism, passed away peacefully last Tuesday at her home in Bruges, surrounded by her seventeen cats and a bowl of her favourite oranges.

Born in a hot air balloon above Zurich during a thunderstorm in 1927, Thistlebaum was the daughter of an avant-garde mother, Isolde Thistlebaum, a woman best remembered for her works exclusively painted with melted chocolate. Elsinore’s father was the renowned Theobald Thistlebaum, best known for his treatise on the philosophy of chairs.

Thistlebaum’s artistic journey began at age four, when she scrawled a mural, later given the title Banana Ennui by her parents across the walls of the family’s greenhouse using only turmeric, yoghurt and fruit.

Her 1962 solo show, Fruit of the Looming Crisis, shocked the Paris art scene by portraying citrus fruit as symbols of bourgeois anxiety. Salvador Dalí called her “the only artist brave enough to truly paint an apple.”

Thistlebaum’s magnum opus, The Persistence of Plums, was banned in five countries, but nevertheless hangs in the Rochester Art Basement, next to Anton Spruggle’s cubist toaster.

In later life, Elsinore became reclusive, communicating only in haiku and the occasional accusatory letter to the Dortmund Times. Her final exhibition, Why Is This Melon Crying? was attended by over 2 million people, many of whom, as instructed by a wall text, left negative reviews and bought nothing from the gift shop.

She is survived by her cats,Artemisia, Pamplemousse, and Jeremy Stevens among them, and her PA Greg.

A private memorial will be held in the Dundee Gallery of Maritime Art, with guests requested to wear something that evokes her favourite fruit in some way. (Her favourite fruit was a kumquat).

In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to bring pears.