The Travel Journal of Chester Hubble

The Travel Journal of Chester Hubble

Second Walk

After the tunnel, I wanted height. Not elevation in the romantic sense, but the kind that exposes your balance and makes you wobble. I chose the upper ring road of a multistorey car park in Milton Keynes, which I have long suspected was designed by someone who disliked horizons.

I arrived early, before the cars had finished clocking in for the day. The building was still warm from yesterday’s engines, exhaling faintly, like a concrete animal. I began on the ramp, walking against the arrows, which is to say against intention. This is important. Arrows are bossy. They assume urgency.

The car park reveals itself to me slowly. Each level is the same idea, though with a different opinion about the importance of light. I climbed until the ramps ran out and the sky arrived abruptly, as if someone had removed a lid. Up here, the town arranged itself into a diagram: roundabouts like punctuation marks, trees pretending to be labels on a flowchart. Milton Keynes is famous for its grids, but from above they soften, as if confused by their certainty.

I walked the perimeter. This was the rule I set: one full lap, no shortcuts. The edge had a low wall that invited parkour. I declined.

What surprised me was the sound. At this height, traffic becomes aural liquid. The rush below was no longer aggressive; it was tidal. I found myself matching my pace to it, a collaboration between feet and traffic flow. Occasionally a car arrived on my level, circled me like a cautious animal, then left. I nodded, they looked confused as I used the space incorrectly.

Halfway round, I stopped again. This is becoming a habit. I took out a small piece of chalk I carry for emergencies. I marked the floor with a thin line, then stepped over it repeatedly, counting not steps but hesitations. How many times does the body flinch at a meaningless boundary? The answer, it turns out, is more than you’d like.

Clouds drifted through the open roof like uninvited critics. Shadows slid across the concrete, temporary paintings I could not keep. I thought about my studio, about how much effort I expend trying to make work that feels unfinished. Here, everything was already at the dress rehearsal.

As the day filled the building with cars, the walk changed character. The perimeter became a negotiation. Engines coughed. Doors slammed. Someone asked if I was lost. I said yes, which was accurate but unhelpful.

When I finally descended, the ramps felt steeper, as if gravity had been rehearsing without me. At the bottom, I wrote: I walked around a town without entering it. I borrowed its roof and gave it my time.

The journey ended not with arrival but with a ticket machine refusing my coins.

Chester Hubble’s Fine Art Diary

I woke this morning with a deeply philosophical yearning to feel the city. Decided to continue my ongoing masterpiece: “Urban Echoes: A Blindfolded Exploration of Existential Pavement.” That’s the working title.

9:00am , Strapped on my black silk blindfold (hand-dyed with squid ink , a nod to David Hockney’s squid period), packed my sketchbook, two flapjacks, and a laminated card that reads “This is performance art. Do not call an ambulance.”

Set off from Liverpool Street. Felt very Richard Long meets Ozzy Osbourne. First 20 minutes were a sensual delight , the rhythmic tap of my feet on the pavement, the scent of wet concrete, and the dulcet tones of a passing bin lorry. A pigeon landed on my head. I consider this an artistic collaboration.

9:23am , Walked directly into a Pret A Manger sandwich board advertising “Seasonal Beetroot Bliss.”Removed blindfold as per artistic protocol.

10:05am , Took a sharp left down Brick Lane. I think. Walked into a group of baffled French exchange students. One clapped. One filmed. I may have misunderstood – their English was negligible – but I believe I went viral on TikTok.

11:47am , Midway through what I believe was Soho. Felt a strong artistic urge to lie down and let the city envelop me. Realised I was in a bike lane. Several cyclists did not appreciate my contribution to urban texture.

Considered quoting Marina Abramović to defuse the tension but instead whispered, “I am the installation.” Ran, which is dangerous whilst wearing a blindfold. Tripped over a dog.

12:32pm , Removed blindfold. Found myself inside a Greggs. No memory of entering. Ordered a sausage roll out of instinct. It was transcendental. Possibly the best such roll they have ever sold.

1:15pm , Ran into Trevor from my art school days. He now teaches pottery to corporate lawyers. He called my project “utter lunacy with mild undertones of municipal danger.” Took it as a compliment. He once tried to knit a boat.

2:00pm , Continued westward. Blindfolded, of course. Heard the gentle sound of classical music. Thought I’d wandered into a string quartet’s open-air rehearsal. I was, in fact, in a Tesco with an overloud tannoy.

3:45pm , Fell into a low hedge. Lay there for ten minutes contemplating the impermanence of hedges and also whether I had dislocated a rib.

4:30pm , Called it a day. Removed blindfold. Discovered I had almost made a full circle, give or take a couple of miles. An almost perfect loop. A statement on the futility of forward motion? Or just my appalling sense of direction? Either way , ART.

Tomorrow: Camden. I am considering walking blindfolded whilst on stilts. I’ve hired an intern for a day, to yell HE’S NOT MAD, HE’S MAKING ART at anyone who gets too close.

Final note: Must remember to carry a bird-scarer. City pigeons are not to be trusted.

, Chester