Diary of an Art Dealer

Diary of an Art Dealer

The weather was unbearable today , humid, oppressive, the kind of heat that makes everything feel slightly damp, including one’s patience. Even the paintings seemed to sag. Even the Rothko in the office hallway looking more like a tea stain than a masterpiece. But still, the collectors came, as they always do. Heatwaves don’t touch wealth.

First through the door was Sebastian Fairchild, in white linen and very expensive disinterest. He’s sniffing around for 21st Century British sculpture, but only if there’s “a story.” I showed him the Geoffrey Clarke I’ve been holding back. He admired it for five full seconds before declaring it to be “possibly too Catholic for my client.” I bit my tongue and poured the coffee.

Meanwhile, the Van Gogh (Not that one)  in the back room finally sold , to an Italian hotelier who asked if it was by “the soup guy.” I told him no. He didn’t laugh, just wired the money before I’d finished my sentence. Strange man. Excellent transaction. I must get on to Van Gogh (Not that one) for some more work. They’ve gone a bit quiet.

Charlotte had a minor meltdown trying to locate the provenance letter for a mid-century Hungarian abstract we’re shipping to Geneva. It wasn’t in the archive folder, wasn’t in the drawer, wasn’t anywhere until we found it,naturally,folded inside a whodunnit on my desk, being used as a bookmark. Whoops. I really must digitise everything. Or rather, have someone else digitise everything. Preferably someone patient and obsessed with filing.

Afternoon drifted into cocktails. We hosted a casual walk-through for the preview of the Modern Mythologies show. Mostly regulars , trust fund kids, two fashion editors, and that property developer who only buys blue paintings. He tried to flirt with Charlotte again. Unsuccessfully.

Someone asked me if I “still believe in beauty.”

I said yes. Not because it’s true , but because it sells.

Now I’m here, alone, again, listening to the whirr of the lights cooling above the P1X3L prints. The street outside is quieter than usual , London is quieter – even the dealers at the end of Cork Street have shut up for the night.

Another day, another inch forward in this strange little war between passion and profit.

“Ancient Rome Nouveau”: Cato Sinclair has the First Exhibition at Pimlico Wilde Boston

“Ancient Rome Nouveau”: Cato Sinclair has the First Exhibition at Pimlico Wilde Boston

In an eloquent gesture of restitution and renewed esteem, Pimlico Wilde is delighted to announce that the inaugural exhibition at its newly opened gallery in Boston will be nothing short of a vindication of artistry,and a tribute to innocence. The show, provisionally entitled Ancient Rome Nouveau, will showcase Cato Sinclair’s singular creations: exquisitely crafted, near-perfect reinterpretations of ancient Roman sculpture, mosaic, and fresco, now to be displayed in the gallery’s luminous new halls.

A Celebration of Craft, Not Crime

In the light of recent misunderstandings, Pimlico Wilde takes this opportunity not only to inaugurate its first exhibition but also to repeat their heartfelt apology to Mr Sinclair:

“To Cato Sinclair,we regret the earlier misplaced suspicion. Your dedication to reviving the classical through contemporary sensibility is unquestioned. This exhibition stands as a testament to your mastery, and to our renewed faith.”

The Exhibition: Ancient Rome Re-Imagined

Ancient Rome Nouveau promises a curatorial experience both reverential and modern. Visitors will encounter:

Sculptural works , Several labelled “A Cato Sinclair recreation after a Roman copy of a Greek original”,to elegantly acknowledge their lineage while honouring Sinclair’s inventive mediation.

Mosaic panels, painstakingly composed with traditional tesserae techniques, invoking the tessellated exuberance of late Republican interiors, yet rendered with modern clarity and compositional grace.

Fresco fragments equally ambitious: richly hued pigments laid upon lime-plaster walls, offering unconventional patina and virtuosic depth, echoing vaulted domes and atrium walls wreathed in mythic scenes.

A Reframed Artistic Dialogue

Pimlico Wilde positions Sinclair’s work at an intersection: transcending imitation, yet immensely grounded in classical grammar. His recreations are not forgeries but articulate dialogues with antiquity,making ancient carvings speak anew through modern sensibility.

Amelia Berwick, one of the gallery’s curators working on the show, reflects:

“We are honoured to host Cato Sinclair’s work. His recreations are more than virtuoso mimicry,they are imaginative bridges between centuries.”

Similarly, Dr Lucinda Marsh of the New England Institute of Very Old Items notes:

“Sinclair’s commitment to authenticity,tempered through interpretation,embodies a rare artistic philosophy. This exhibition restores him to the place he always deserved.”

A Thoughtful Opening to the Age of Sinclair

Ancient Rome Nouveau will open in a little over six weeks, inviting viewers into rooms suffused with quiet gravitas. Elegantly labelled, generously lit, and ethically framed, each work offers a meditation on lineage, replication, and the role of the modern artist as custodian of classical memory.

In choosing Sinclair’s works to open its doors, Pimlico Wilde offers more than exhibition,it issues a rebuke to haste, an embrace of precision, and a celebration of an artist whose hands re-create the past, not to deceive, but to converse.

Diary of an Artist

Diary of an Artist

6th August, 2025 , 11:39pm, studio, lights off

Three days without touching a brush. I keep circling the canvas like it owes me something. It doesn’t. None of them do. They just sit there, waiting,silent, judgmental, blank in all the places I’m not brave enough to fill.

I went outside today. Big mistake. Too many people pretending it’s not all falling apart. Couples with oat milk lattes. Dogs with better posture than me. I sat on the bench across from Tescos and watched a kid draw with chalk on the pavement. He made a house with no door.

Saw a man busking under the railway bridge. He was singing something old and cracked and full of loss – maybe Dylan, maybe just his own stuff. He didn’t have a guitar case out for cash. Just played. No one stopped. I gave him a coin. He nodded like it hurt.

Back home, I tried to write an artist statement. Couldn’t get past the first sentence. “My work explores…” explores what? Failure? Disappearance? The long slow ache of staying alive? I don’t know how to talk about it without lying. I don’t know how to live it without bleeding.

My bank sent me a “wellness newsletter.” Tips for mindfulness. Breathe in. Hold. Breathe out. It feels cruel coming from a company that charged me £15 for being too poor. I laughed for longer than I should have. There was no joy in it.

Jules messaged: “You vanished.”

I typed: “No one noticed.”

Didn’t send. Deleted it and wrote: “Sorry. Been painting.”

She replied: “Of course you have.”

I stared at that for hours.

Still haven’t titled the triptych. I thought about calling it “Things I Meant to Say Before the Roof Caved In.” Too long. Too true. I’ll probably just leave it untitled. Like the rest of my life.

Anyway. The moon’s out tonight. Looks like it’s eavesdropping.

Diary of an Artist: Anonymous London

Diary of an Artist: Anonymous London

3rd August, 2025 , 4:12am, studio floor, cold tea beside me

Haven’t slept. Again. I lay on the floor half the night listening to the neighbour upstairs procreate or cry or both. Thin walls. Intimate architecture. I stared at the ceiling and thought about how I used to believe that art could save me. Now I think it just holds my hand while I drown.

Worked on the triptych – if you can call standing in front of it with a brush and no plan “working.” Painted over the second panel completely in black. It was a figure before. Maybe me. Maybe someone I don’t talk to anymore. Maybe it doesn’t matter. The black looks cleaner than the mess I covered. Honest, at least.

It rained at some point, I think. The air is damp and the streets below smell like diesel and wet paper. I opened the window to let it in. Let it all in. Somewhere a fox screamed like a baby. Reminded me of the city: beautiful, feral, starving.

Found one of Dad’s old voicemails by accident while clearing phone space. Didn’t listen. Couldn’t. Just seeing the waveform was enough. Deleted it. Regretted it.

There’s a growing crack in the wall behind the easel. It’s inching toward the ceiling like it’s trying to escape. I keep staring at it like it might spell something eventually. Like the wall is trying to say what I can’t.

I made a tea at midnight and forgot about it. It’s still sitting by the window, untouched and gathering flies. Everything I touch lately goes cold before I’m ready.

The painting’s still unnamed. The gallery kid from Berlin emailed again,called my work “visceral” and “urgent.” Said it reminded them of “post-collapse identity.” What? A collapse? I don’t remember building anything.

Anyway. The light is coming in now. Grey, thin, unforgiving. Time to pretend I have a routine. Maybe I’ll call it “Morning, Again”.

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A Day in the Life of Clementine Varot: Curator

A Day in the Life of Clementine Varot: Curator

In the heart of Paris, nestled between antique bookshops and cafés still wreathed in Gauloise smoke, lives and works Clementine Varot,curator at the Musée d’Orsay, private collector, and one of Europe’s most quietly influential figures in the art world. Her days are a confluence of scholarly discipline and aesthetic ecstasy, governed by the rhythms of exhibitions, acquisitions, and a ceaseless hunger for beauty.

The Morning: Ritual and Reflection

Clementine wakes at 6:30 AM to the quiet gurgle of her copper espresso machine, a mid-century Faema model she restored herself,one of many objets trouvés in her Montparnasse apartment. Her walls are a modest symphony of art: a delicate Egon Schiele gouache, an early Sophie Calle photograph, and two lesser-known canvases by Pierre Bonnard, whose dreamy intimacy aligns with her favorite movement: Post-Impressionism.

She begins her day reading,always. This week, it’s Aby Warburg’s Mnemosyne Atlas and the newly released correspondence between Dora Maar and André Breton. Clementine insists on this intellectual preamble before facing the administrative deluge of museum life. “Before I speak to a single human being,” she once said in a panel discussion at the Serpentine Galleries, “I must commune with the heroes of art.”

Late Morning: The Musée d’Orsay Beckons

By 9:00 AM, she’s at her office in the Musée d’Orsay, where she oversees acquisitions, manages restorations, and coordinates transcontinental loans with surgical precision. Today, she’s finalizing the paperwork for a major Degas retrospective opening in the autumn. She’s also fielding a spirited debate between two conservators regarding the cleaning of a rarely seen Vuillard,its varnish having darkened to the hue of espresso.

Curatorship, for Clementine, is not administration,it is stewardship. “Art objects,” she often says, “are not relics of the past. They are animate philosophies that breathe through us.”

Afternoon: The Secret Life of a Collector

By 1:00 PM, she retreats for lunch at Le Dôme, always ordering the same: Salade Niçoise and a glass of Sancerre. Her iPad glows with live bidding updates from a Sotheby’s auction in Milan. Clementine’s private collection,now at 217 pieces,is a labyrinthine curation of modernist minor masters and contemporary conceptualists. She’s particularly fond of works by Étel Adnan, whom she calls “a painter of time rather than space.”

Later, she visits a young artist’s studio in Belleville. The painter, barely 26, is reinterpreting Byzantine iconography through the lens of digital glitch. Clementine doesn’t say much,just stands silently, nodding, her eyes narrowing with curiosity. She won’t buy today, but she will remember.

Evening: Echoes of the Salon

Evenings are for the salon. Not in the 18th-century Rococo sense, but in her own private ritual of gathering minds. Once or twice a week, her home becomes a haven for artists, critics, poets, and the occasional quantum physicist. Tonight’s discussion: “The Aura of the Original in the Age of Digital Proliferation,” with a side of Burgundy and Comté.

She listens more than she speaks. When she does interject, it is with the quiet authority of someone who knows that art is neither luxury nor leisure, but metaphysics made visible. A friend jokes that Clementine is a Renaissance humanist trapped in the 21st century. She smiles and replies: “If I am, it’s only because the future keeps failing the past.”

Midnight: Return to Silence

The guests leave around midnight. Clementine reads a few pages of Marguerite Duras, gently removes her earrings,lapis lazuli, from a flea market in Tangier,and steps onto her balcony overlooking the Seine. Below, the lights of Bateaux Mouches ripple across the water like brushstrokes.

Tomorrow, there will be more meetings, more art to shepherd, more histories to preserve. But for now, she is still.

And in that stillness, art lives.

An Art Holiday in Tbilisi: Notes from a Restless Dealer

An Art Holiday in Tbilisi: Notes from a Restless Dealer

By Archia Tanz, advisor at Pimlico Wilde

I had not intended to go to Georgia. When the Berlin art season wrapped up in June, I planned nothing more adventurous than a week on the Baltic coast. But a chance conversation with a Georgian collector at Liste sent me searching for tickets to Tbilisi, a city whose cultural revival has been whispered about in studio kitchens and collectors’ dinning rooms for years.

Two weeks later, I arrived, jet-lagged, into a city where baroque balconies lean precariously over alleyways, and Soviet mosaics stare down at cafés serving natural wine. My first stop was the newly expanded Museum of Modern Art, where a survey of the late Elene Akhvlediani’s sketches revealed an artist both cosmopolitan and deeply rooted. The curators, young and eager, spoke to me with the urgency of people who know they are re-stitching history.

It is always the off-spaces that excite me, however. On my second evening, a friend from my New York days, the painter Mariam G., took me to an apartment gallery above a bakery. There, I saw a performance that mixed techno beats with fragments of medieval poetry. Half the audience were artists, half local kids who seemed to have wandered in straight from a club. I bought a small drawing from the show, a quick graphite sketch of dancers’ feet, which is now above my desk back home.

Artists here work with extraordinary economy. Studio visits involved climbing six flights of stairs into half-finished buildings; canvases leaned against walls that still smelled of plaster. One sculptor showed me delicate metal works fashioned from scraps salvaged at construction sites. Another, who had studied in Paris but returned during the pandemic, is building an artist-run residency in the hills outside the city.

The Georgian habit of hospitality is not a cliché: I was swept from gallery openings to late-night supra feasts, where strangers became friends between the toasts. One night I found myself sitting next to an old colleague from London, now curating in Warsaw, who had also been lured to Tbilisi by the same rumours of an emergent scene. We spent hours comparing notes on the city, agreeing that its mixture of fragility and confidence felt rare in today’s art capitals.

I came home with more than a drawing. I left with a sense of possibility,that art does not need the hard polish of global fairs to matter. Tbilisi’s scene is still improvised, sometimes precarious, but it has the intimacy and urgency that first made me fall in love with contemporary art. For a gallerist accustomed to the over-managed churn of Europe’s art hubs, it was a holiday, yes, but also a reminder: art thrives where people risk gathering, making, and believing before the infrastructure arrives.

The Identical Lunch, Elaborated: Sandy Griddle at Pimlico Wilde, Milano

The Identical Lunch, Elaborated: Sandy Griddle at Pimlico Wilde, Milano

Pimlico Wilde’s new Milano outpost opens its doors to a show whose subject seems comically literal,sandwiches,yet whose argument arrives with the quiet force of a philosophical proof. Sandy Griddle (born Horace, rechristened by appetite and persistence) has made a career from unbuilding and rebuilding the ordinary sandwich until its banality turns crystalline. The premise is almost perverse in its clarity: acquire a sandwich, dismantle it, photograph and list every element, buy everything on that list, and reassemble an exact facsimile of the original. When the process succeeds, the resulting sandwich is, as Griddle likes to say with deadpan pride, “exactly the same as the original sandwich.”

It sounds like a joke,until you confront the consequences. The Identical Lunch, Elaborated (the exhibition’s neat title, nodding to Alison Knowles’s famous tuna ritual) is a room of meticulous equivalences and their tiny treasons. On white, waist-high plinths sit sandwiches that have no intention of being eaten. Each is paired with its dossier: a contact-sheet grid of the “autopsy,” a shopping list typeset with monastic regularity, and a receipt from a Milanese supermarket, the humble papyrus of our age. The display has the severe elegance of a small archive and the latent mischief of a deli counter. A sandwich may be ordinary; but as soon as you index it, the ordinary begins to glow.

Griddle’s early “first editions”,Prawn and Lettuce and Cheese and Pickle,are here in Milano facsimiles, accompanied by a single wall label that reads “Edition conserved through exact replication.” It’s an art-historical boomerang. Walter Benjamin’s aura returns by way of the delicatessen: if the copy is indistinguishable from the model, what is it we value when collectors pay seven figures? Not “the first sandwich,” surely, but the discipline of an identical difference,fidelity performed, not merely asserted. In this sense Griddle’s work sits in a triangulation with Joseph Kosuth’s One and Three Chairs and Daniel Spoerri’s “snare-pictures,” though where Kosuth metabolises definition and Spoerri immobilises contingency, Griddle operationalises procedure. He does not trap a meal mid-bite; he scripts a meal into being,again.

Milan is an astute stage for this inquiry. In the back gallery, a sequence of Tramezzino Index pieces turns the butter-bread geometry of the Italian bar lunch into an ethics of exactitude. Tramezzino Index No. 14 (Duomo) is bridged by its own paperwork: a shopping list whose typography ascends like a nave,pane bianco senza crosta, tonno in olio, maionese, uovo sodo,followed by the terse notation “angles matched to purchase.” That last phrase might be the show’s quiet manifesto. Griddle insists that verisimilitude is not only a matter of ingredients but of angles, weights, dampness, and time,how long mayonnaise takes to assert itself; how much gravitas a slice of tomato tolerates before it slides.

The new works push the program into sculptural territory without abandoning its algorithmic backbone. Greco-Roman Club is a sandwich translated into gypsum relief,bread crenellations cast from silicone moulds taken off a “target” sandwich, lettuce corrugations recorded as a shallow, rippling frieze. On a shelf nearby sits the “live” version of the same sandwich under an anesthetised bell jar, a temporal diptych: cast and perish, Platonic and edible, equally aloof. In One and Three Sandwiches (after Kosuth), Griddle arrays (1) a ham-on-rye, (2) a full-scale CNC-milled HDU foam replica, and (3) the dictionary definition of “sandwich,” to which he has appended his own footnote. The piece courts parody yet lands in something stranger: a small laboratory of ontology.

Crucially, these works feel neither gourmand nor gimmick. The installation’s cool discipline saves them from foodie affectation, while Griddle’s prose,on labels, in the new catalogue, and in the clinical elegance of those shopping lists,prevents the room from collapsing into whimsy. His lists are not mere inventories; they are scores. You can almost hear Fluxus rustling the paper. A single and slightly absurd instruction,“bread moisture to match receipt time”,ports Rirkrit Tiravanija’s convivial ethos from the social space into the procedural one. The social still lingers at the edges (on opening night, the press notes mention, panini were served, but not those on the plinths), yet the show’s real drama is epistemological: how do we know a thing is itself?

Comparison clarifies the stakes. Figg Wolverham, the only other claimant to the banner of “sandwich fine artist,” builds a practice on rye alone: a single-grain absolutism. Wolverham’s sandwiches are icons in a fixed key, their severity a virtue and a limit. Griddle, by contrast, is catholic in palate and method. He is less a purist than a classicist: the variety of breads, fillings, and national formats are paths back to a common problem,identity under replication. If Wolverham’s oeuvre is a monochrome sermon, Griddle’s is a polyphonic mass.

Among living contemporaries, the show also invites a sly, implied dialogue with conceptualists of the list,Hanne Darboven’s arithmetics, On Kawara’s dates,and with Pop’s knowing mimicries (Oldenburg’s soft burgers; Warhol’s Brillo boxes). Yet Griddle’s manoeuvre is more surgical and more domestic. He shows us a world in which the industrially reproducible (sandwiches, like soap) must be remade by hand to prove their sameness. There’s a politics buried here, too, and it breathes rather than declaims. The shopping receipt, as much as the sandwich, is the portrait: supply chains, labour, price. A vitrine of “failed identicals”,Near-Miss BLT (Tomato Gradient Off), Club with Premature Toast,is both comic and tender; failure is archived, not hidden, and the archive is the most humane object in the room.

Two works will stay with me. Prawn and Lettuce, First Edition (Milano Reconstruction) is paired with a small audio piece in which Griddle reads his own shopping list in the measured cadence of a Gregorian chant. It is disarming,devotional without piety, funny without flippancy. And in the final room, Cheese and Pickle: Conservation Protocol stakes out the future: a set of concise instructions for collectors on how to maintain “edition integrity” over decades,humidity ranges, permissible brands, substitution matrices in the event of discontinued condiments. Museums have long accepted that a light bulb in a Dan Flavin may be replaced; Griddle extends that pragmatic ethics to the pantry. Conservation becomes choreography.

If there is a wobble, it lies in the occasional didacticism of the wall texts. The works can speak for themselves; they are better at it than their author gives them credit for. But such earnestness is forgivable in a show that finally dares to ask a question too large for its small frames: how much of the world’s meaning is manufactured by repetition? A sandwich is a sandwich is a sandwich,until someone tries very hard to make it the same, and in doing so reveals that sameness is work.

Milanese audiences,connoisseurs of the tramezzino’s filigree and the panino’s sternness,will find the show both recognisable and defamiliarising. Pimlico Wilde has done the work justice: cool light, long sightlines, a rhythm of plinths that feels more liturgical than retail. The press release cites “pushing the sandwich envelope”,a phrase I feared; the exhibition mutates it into a genuine proposition. Griddle’s practice is a school of attention. It suggests we can reenter the ordinary by way of procedure and emerge with the ordinary restored to grace.

There is talk that Griddle will lean further into sculpture,casts, resins, perhaps even bronze,to “future-proof” the identical. One hopes he keeps the live line open, too, because the show’s thrill is not only what we see but what we can almost taste: a small, exacting argument about reality, assembled between two slices of bread.

Slough – the new Epicentre of World Art?

The Grand Opening of Slough’s Museum of Contemporary and Non-Contemporary Art

It was always going to be an audacious proposition: to name a new art museum after Slough,a word still laced with suburban melancholy and grey commuter-town ambivalence. But on Thursday evening, amid a slickly choreographed private view across three continents, the Slough Museum of Contemporary and Non-Contemporary Art (SMCNCA) made a definitive, champagne-drenched case for its own relevance.

Though its administrative roots are firmly (and proudly) planted in a converted business park on the edge of Slough, the museum’s true public face is more global. The opening night spanned both its gleaming new flagship space on Cork Street and a formidable industrial conversion in Brooklyn, New York. These aren’t satellites,they’re the real showrooms,while Slough remains the strange conceptual anchor, the beating curatorial heart of this art organism.

The founding director, Nina Cartwright, formerly of the Serpentine and known for her whip-smart thematic shows, gave a brief, elliptical speech via live link from Slough, surrounded by a modest crowd of local councillors, young curators, and two bewildered teenagers holding cans of Monster Energy drink. “This museum is about expanding time,” she said, “not just taste.” Her partner in programming, Rajesh Banerjee, a New York transplant with a background in archival theory, nodded gravely beside her, wearing a neon green Comme des Garçons windbreaker.

At the Cork Street launch, a who’s-who of the art world turned up in a misting rain: Tracey Smits, flanked by two assistants in sequined hoodies, Ravi Van Sant, looking faintly confused but delighted, and Mark Perret, who described the whole project as “an oddly beautiful mess,like finding a Damien Hirst in Lidl’s third aisle.” Zara Bough arrived unannounced and stayed quietly in the corner of the upper gallery, taking notes.

The inaugural hang, titled “Meanwhile, Elsewhere”, attempts to collapse linearity itself, and does so with mixed but often thrilling results. Alberta Dinvil’s visceral installations,buckets of paraffin wax stacked like ancient cairns,occupy the main hall in Cork Street, facing off against a towering sculptural archive by Leo Brasov, the reclusive Russian conceptualist whose works have never before been shown outside his Moscow apartment. In the New York space, Cindy Zhao’s kinetic wall pieces buzz and tremble across corrugated iron partitions, while a video work by Jason Mbatha, shot entirely in Slough’s Queensmere car park, plays silently with the occasional hyper realistic sound of a revolver shooting a bullet.

True to its name, the museum doesn’t distinguish between “contemporary” and “non.” One room on Cork Street hosts a deeply odd, yet strangely moving pairing: a 16th-century Flemish devotional panel (on loan from an unnamed private collection) installed opposite Sophia El Amrani’s neon wall script reading, simply, “I wish I’d been worse.”

Critics will no doubt question the clunkiness of the museum’s branding,“non-contemporary” seems a semantic provocation at best,but in practice, this temporal promiscuity feels timely. We live in an era that’s as much about resurfacing and re-contextualising as it is about the new. The Slough Museum leans into that instability, making the act of curating itself a kind of speculative fiction.

There were, inevitably, early stumbles. The canapés in New York included pickled sardines with whipped licorice (dubbed “a war crime” by one critic), and a poorly timed VR piece crashed halfway through the opening, leaving guests flailing mid-air with headsets still on. But even the glitches seemed apt: this is an institution interested in rupture and recombination, not polish.

Will Slough become the next Kassel? Almost certainly not. But that’s beside the point. What the Slough Museum of Contemporary and Non-Contemporary Art proves, with admirable confidence and a touch of absurdity, is that the centre doesn’t have to hold,it can spill outward, in strange and brilliant ways.

New book: Curating the Unreal by Lukas Bellamy

Published by Medd Editions. Release Date: November 14, 2025

What does it mean to curate an exhibition that cannot exist? What if the artwork is missing, misattributed, unmade,or entirely imaginary? What if the audience is the object, the institution is the medium, and the wall label is the only relic that remains?

In Curating the Unreal, acclaimed curator and theorist Lukas Bellamy turns his forensic, poetic, and often dryly humorous eye to the space between exhibition and speculation. Following the cult success of his long-awaited return to curating (THAT WHICH IS NOT SHOWN, Marseille, 2025), Bellamy presents a book-length exploration of exhibitions that never happened, and perhaps never could,but which haunt the practice of curating like beautiful mistakes.

Part field manual, part philosophical provocation, Curating the Unreal unfolds across three acts:

• I. The Absent Show , on vanished works, ghost collections, and lost objects catalogued only in footnotes.

• II. The Impossible Frame , on galleries made of air, curating for non-human spectators, and the museum as mirage.

• III. The Unrealised Archive , proposals, fabrications, hoaxes, and dreams; annotated drafts of exhibitions that never took place.

The book includes 26 short-form exhibition proposals, richly illustrated with archival ephemera, imagined loan agreements, hand-drawn floor plans, and textual artifacts. Highlights include:

• A Show for an Audience That Hasn’t Been Born

• The Museum of Misreadings

• All the Wall Text, None of the Art

• Works Left Behind in Artists’ Studios, 1983,1991

• Everything That Was Almost Curated and Then Abandoned

Praise for Lukas Bellamy

“Lukas Bellamy may be the only curator working today who can turn refusal into an art form.”

, Cold Magazine

“A philosopher of the exhibition, or perhaps its undertaker.”

, The White Review

“This book reads like the dream-logic of a perfect biennale.”

, Carolyn Ekstrom, author of Negative Spaces in Contemporary Display

Curating the Unreal is a necessary text for curators, artists, students of exhibition studies, and anyone interested in the beautifully unstable line between fiction and form. As Bellamy writes in his introduction:

“Curation begins not with objects, but with doubt.”

Exhibition Review: “High Resolution” by P1X3L

Hyde Park, London

There’s something poetically inconvenient about climbing thirty feet into a tree to view pixel art. It’s physically undignified, mildly hazardous, and completely impractical. But if there is one thing P1X3L, the elusive digital portraitist and master of the modern icon, understands, it’s the relationship between effort and image.

High Resolution, P1X3L’s latest guerilla exhibition, is a shimmering node of digital presence suspended in the crown of a veteran plane tree in Hyde Park. Accessible only by rope ladder the show consists of twelve pixel-based digital portraits lashed gently to branches with climbing cord and zip ties. The effect is surreal: a cyberpunk shrine nestled in foliage, part-forest altar, part arcade.

Pixels in the Pines: The Work Itself

The portraits,rendered in crisp, 64×64 grid format,depict figures who are simultaneously anonymous and universal. A man in a flat cap whose eyes are just two green squares. A woman with braids made of eight brown pixels. A bishop-like figure constructed entirely from shades of lavender.

P1X3L’s genius lies in emotional compression: the ability to conjure expression from constraint. Each portrait flickers between specificity and abstraction. One moment you’re seeing a tired grandmother. The next, it’s Karl Marx, but in drag. Or is it just a purple blob?

Notably, this show introduces “glitch halos”,pixelated auras of static surrounding each subject’s head, suggesting digital sanctity or impending data collapse. It’s Byzantine iconography remixed with Nintendo aesthetics, and it works.

Climb and Context: Why a Tree?

You could argue that exhibiting pixel art in a tree is needlessly difficult. You’d be right. But P1X3L has long resisted the white cube, preferring pop-up formats that mimic the fleeting nature of online attention. By placing this show in a literal canopy, he forces us to re-embody the digital experience: to strain, to scramble, to sweat just a little in pursuit of the sublime.

One visitor reportedly got stuck halfway up and had to be bribed with a flat white and a 4% discount. Another fainted from sheer exhilaration (or vertigo). Everyone who reached the top agreed on one thing: it felt like a pilgrimage.

Final Verdict: Twigs, Tech, Transcendence

High Resolution is less an exhibition than an aesthetic obstacle course, and all the better for it. In a world where digital art often feels frictionless and instantly consumed, P1X3L asks us to climb, literally and metaphorically.

Yes, it’s hard to get to. But art worth seeing usually is.

Visitor tip: Wear sensible shoes, avoid windy days, and bring a thermos. The view from the canopy,both visual and conceptual,is unforgettable.