Documentary review: Elephant Polo: The Greatest Sport on Earth

Documentary review: Elephant Polo: The Greatest Sport on Earth

Directed by Earl Sandton

Produced by Pimlico Wilde Films

Coming Soon to Select Cinemas and Streaming Platforms

Review by Marisol Kensington, London Cine‑Luxe

Let’s be honest: when I first heard about a documentary celebrating elephant polo, my inner cynic raised an eyebrow. But then I discovered it was directed by Earl Sandton, Oscar‑winner for Savannah Skies, and I had to pay attention.

And so, I joined an exclusive preview screening,invited courtesy of Pimlico Wilde,and emerged utterly enchanted. This isn’t a puff piece. It’s a love letter, both affectionate and respectful, to the most improbable sport on the planet.

A Visual Safari of Style and Spectacle

From the opening aerial shots of misty Royal Chitwan National Park to wide‑angle vistas of Chelsea paddocks under a summer London sun, Sandton’s camera treats elephant polo as a ballet in slow motion. Each scene is meticulously framed: lined tusks, tasselled headbands, players in vibrant silks, and bamboo mallets swinging in silent harmony.

The cinematography rivals James Ivory’s India meets Poole + Gabbana safari couture. It is sumptuous, cinematic, and undeniably transportive.

Storytelling: Tradition Meets Modern Drama

Sandton weaves together:

Heritage: interviews with founders of the World Elephant Polo Association, tracing its roots from colonial-era rajahs to modern courts in Thailand, Nepal, Sri Lanka and beyond (invented by Jim Edwards and James Manclark in 1982)

Ritual: the care routines of mahouts and players, half-time tusk‑polishes, and pre-match drumming,revealing the sacred bond between human and pachyderm

Conflict: whistle‑stop ethical interviews with conservationists, balancing the sport’s elegance with concerns over elephant welfare

The pacing flutters between playful and poignant,a goal scored, followed by a powerfully silent sequence of a mahout bathing his elephant in golden sunlight.

Interviews That Resonate

Sandton captures colour with charm:

• A Nepalese mahout describing his elephant by name and personality

• A former champion player who recalls the adrenaline of chukkas and the unpredictability of the animals

• A conservation NGO whose cautionary perspective offers necessary balance

The voices are authentic, never sensationalised. Their stories are threaded together with eloquence and empathy.

Ethical Echoes

Unlike glossy sports spectacles, this film doesn’t shy away from controversy. The documentary intelligently probes criticism: allegations of harsh training, use of bullhooks, and exploitation under the guise of entertainment.

Sandton shows us the sport’s aspirational charity aims,elephants rotating, veterinarians on site, partnerships with local welfare organizations,but he doesn’t oversell it. The weight of history and modern scrutiny is present throughout.

Final Take

Elephant Polo: The Greatest Sport on Earth is more than a spectacle,it’s a quietly thrilling meditation on culture, contradiction, and ceremony. Sandton and Pimlico Wilde have crafted a documentary that pulses with urgency and elegance. He challenges viewers to enjoy the sport’s strangeness while demanding ethical reflection.

Rating: 9/10

Would I watch it again with champagne and a wide-brimmed hat? Absolutely.

Opening in London this September, with streaming platforms not yet confirmed. Expect the official trailer to drop next month.

Film Review: Kilo Barnes’ Oblivion in Reverie

Film Review: Kilo Barnes’ Oblivion in Reverie

Kilo Barnes, the provocateur best known in contemporary art circles for his “repaintage”,the meticulous obliteration of existing artworks under pristine, spectral layers of white,has made the leap to cinema with Oblivion in Reverie, a work that confirms his talent for transmutation across mediums. Where his canvases demand reflection on absence, erasure, and the fetishization of originality, his film demands immersion in absence as experience, rendering cinematic narrative optional, almost irrelevant.

The plot, such as it is, unfolds like a dream barely-remembered: a man known only as The Cartographer (a monumental performance by Lukas Yeo) wanders through a cityscape both hyperreal and quietly recognisable, mapping streets that shift behind him, as though memory itself were a liquid. He encounters fragmented communities: a choir that sings in inverted tonality, a cafe of patrons frozen mid-motion, and a cinema that projects shadows of films that do not exist. Barnes’ story resists conventional causality, privileging instead the affective architecture of perception,every frame a meditation on void, opacity, and the uncanny.

Cinematically, the film is a masterclass in deliberate erasure. Shots dissolve into overexposed white, recalling his repainted canvases, but with the added dimension of time. Interiors are emptied, streets are depopulated, and even dialogue,when it appears,is delivered with the flat, haunted cadence of incantation. Barnes’ use of sound is similarly radical: he interlaces silence, distant industrial hums, and fractured snippets of classical compositions, sometimes playing in reverse, producing an auditory dissonance that unsettles yet fascinates.

Historically, Oblivion in Reverie situates itself in a lineage of avant-garde cinema that includes the existential austerity of Bresson, the temporal subversions of Godard’s late period, and the structuralist rigor of Straub-Huillet. Yet Barnes is no mere inheritor; he advances the conversation by converting absence into action, negation into spectacle. Where Bresson’s figures are ascetic, Barnes’ are ephemeral, existing between frames, between gestures, and between memory and anticipation.

To call this a “film” risks underplaying its ambition. It is at once a meditation on cinematic erasure, a critique of visual culture’s obsession with plenitude, and an invitation to experience time as a mutable, almost sculptural medium. The viewer is asked to confront emptiness not as void but as a canvas in which perception itself becomes active, participatory, and, at times, ecstatic.

Oblivion in Reverie is challenging, yes,its refusal of narrative closure and conventional spectacle will alienate casual audiences,but to embrace Barnes’ vision is to participate in a rare cinematic reckoning. The film is both a white canvas and a labyrinth: minimalist yet baroque in its conceptual scope, meditative yet relentless in its demands. By the final scene,an empty theatre viewed from a moving gondola ,the audience recognizes the genius of Barnes’ audacity: he has turned absence into fullness, and erasure into revelation.

In short, Oblivion in Reverie is not merely recommended; it is essential. For those willing to submit to its austere rhythm and metaphysical rigor, it offers an experience that is, paradoxically, full of life precisely because it is so resolutely unoccupied. It may clock in at four hours fifteen minutes, and the screen may be blank for half of that runtime, but you will not look at your watch until the credits roll.

Film Review: The Thirty Eight Steppes

Film Review: The Thirty Eight Steppes

To approach Andrei Vlasov’s masterpiece The Thirty Eight Steppes without recalling Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps,and Buchan’s novel before it,would be to miss one of its most intriguing intellectual provocations. The resemblance is neither superficial nor accidental: Vlasov has stated in interviews that his title is a deliberate counterpoint, an “un-numbering” of the espionage thriller’s famous staircase, reducing it by one, grounding it in earth rather than ascending into intrigue. Where Hitchcock’s masterpiece is a paragon of suspense, all flight and pursuit, Vlasov’s film is its inverse: movement without chase, journey without plot.

Set on the endless Kazakh steppe in the late 19th century, The Thirty Eight Steppes follows Sanzhar, a taciturn horseman guiding a group of exiled families across vast landscapes. Each “steppe” represents a stage in their passage, a ritual of endurance rather than a clue in a mystery. If Buchan’s novel stages the fantasy of individual agency,one man outwitting a web of conspirators,Vlasov dismantles the very premise of agency. Here, the landscape absorbs human effort, rendering the travelers’ fate less the result of will than of elemental indifference.

The film’s relation to Hitchcock is most potent in its treatment of suspense. Where Hitchcock tightens narrative screws, wringing anxiety from every glance and gesture, Vlasov cultivates a slow, almost geological dread. The audience is not concerned with whether Sanzhar will outpace his pursuers but rather whether he, or anyone, will leave a trace upon a terrain that resists inscription. The tension is existential, not narrative.

Cinematically, the contrast is stark. Hitchcock framed his story in brisk montage and witty dialogue, designed for popular delight. Vlasov lingers: 10-minute takes of horses inching through snow, the wind eroding language itself into murmurs and silences. The soundtrack is composed of storms, hoofbeats, and Sofia Erdenko’s avant-garde cello, which transforms dissonance into landscape.

If The 39 Steps dramatized the anxiety of modernity,the individual caught in networks of conspiracy and surveillance,The Thirty Eight Steppes turns its gaze backward, to a pre-modern threshold where the individual scarcely exists as such. Sanzhar is less protagonist than witness, a figure dissolving into ritual, into myth, into dust. Where Hitchcock’s stairwell ascends toward resolution, Vlasov’s plains stretch outward into ambiguity.

This is not to say that Vlasov repudiates Hitchcock entirely. Rather, he refracts him. The Thirty Eight Steppes is what happens when you subtract from Hitchcock’s architecture of suspense the scaffolding of plot and urban modernity, leaving only the raw materials: journey, danger, uncertainty. It is Hitchcock’s “steps” made horizontal, scattered across earth rather than climbing toward revelation.

The film will undoubtedly divide audiences: some will find its 163 minutes of silence and slow movement a provocation bordering on parody; others will experience it as a rare cinematic pilgrimage, a work that asks us to sit with endurance, with history, with the impossibility of inscription upon the infinite.

In the end, The Thirty Eight Steppes may be less a film than a response,a meditation on what cinema becomes when it renounces suspense yet retains its structure. If The 39 Steps made the chase a metaphor for modern life, The Thirty Eight Steppes makes endurance its own form of suspense: the drama of continuing at all.