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News, opinions and reviews since circa 879 AD


Portrait of F1 designer Adrian Newey

In Marcotti’s inimitable style...

Splif Bantom of Scotland Yard and his photos of crime scenes one year after the crime was committed

As well as being an artist Splif Bantom is a high-ranking detective at Scotland Yard...

Kilo Barnes – contemporary artist who hates contemporary art and practises repaintage

Kilo Barnes is an unusual contemporary artist, in that he hates contemporary art. This gives...

J.L. Marcotti’s celebrated portrait of Queen Elizabeth II

Created in an edition of 25 plus 2 Artist’s Proofs...

Robbie A. Thompson

Abstract artist...

Funding for Polly Romanesque automotive sculptural pixel art not forthcoming

No billionaires have come forward to finance Polly Romanesque’s artwork that required 64 Bentleys. Not...