Splif Bantom’s genius spills over in his latest image of a crime scene exactly one year after the crime was committed. Splif often prefers not to mention the crimes that were committed, but in this case he has mentioned that the scene is in Carlinhgy Castle near Aberdeen. Basic research tells us that it is the scene of the hushed up Theft of the Scottish Crown Jewels, which Bantom solved using a powerful pair of binoculars and the offer of a cheese sandwich. Full details have never come out, but this image spectacularly shows how Splif’s success allows normal castle life to continue.
Bilt Scargill
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