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 Need to tell people what your work is about? try the artbollocks generator!

How it works is beyond me, but work it does!

Try it out. I suddenly discovered what a painting was really about…

With this piece I was deliberately trying not to sensualise a multi-media signifier whilst experiencing sounds of ideas of the vortex

Another one:

Warholian and simultaneously Hogarthian, my work has developed in order to aesthetisfy the innate dialectical opposition which led me to a further de-subjectifying dimensions usually regarded as inventions of the matrix

Now that’s what I call art!

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Tulips, the greatest of flowers.

prints available soon - horticulture lovers, watch this space! Sign up for the newsletter to hear of the release date first.

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‘The utter incomprehensibilty of it all’

A new series of paintings by Jonathan Powell

The utter incomprehensibility of it all

2009, acrylic on canvas

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Jonathan Powell

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Had a health check yesterday. Not good news. Only answer is to give up food. Not easy.

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So, David, you spend a lot of your time hanging around in the nude. You’re
comfortable with your own body?

Si, I’ve got used to it over the years. It was a bit tricky at first, but after a
couple of centuries it was fine. I hardly notice it now.

You spent a lot of your life  outdoors, then you moved
inside - we haven’t seen you outside for years.

It was out of my hands. I didn’t have a say in that
decision.

Do you miss your old spot outside in the Piazza della
Signoria?

Of course. Florence has a great climate and for most
of the year it was great. Christmas inside is better
though. Even Firenze gets a bit nippy.

What’s your favourite? Pasta alla vongole or pizza marinara?

I still remember those Napolitan pizzas. Delizioso!

Will we see you in the UK soon?

My traveling days are over, but I believe you can see a likeness in the V and A.

Are you envious of the Sistine chapel or the Pieta?

No. They get their visitors, I get mine. We appeal to very different people.
Their’s are mainly gawpers. People love me.

Your skin is still remarkably youthful. Have you had botox?

There are so many factors involved in staying youthful. I can’t comment on
individual treatments.

Finally, it has been said that you already existed within the marble block and
that Mr Buonarroti merely released you?

That is entirely true. I had been in there a long time. It was good to get out.

David, thank you for your time.

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Can I purchase an extra seat for a large person?

Yes, large passengers can purchase an extra seat for comfort. To do this you should make a booking online for 2 seats and then enter the passenger name for the additional seat as Mr EXTRA SEAT.

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Is it real?!

somehow I’m doubting it. But you never know… What are the odds on getting them all right?!

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Who knows…?!

If it is, Athanasius Kircher’s 17th century map is a bit off. Was he telling porkies?!

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It’s a tall order! Would be a great project though. Here are the first ten to get you started…

Ariel: a Shelley Romance — André Maurois
The Mysterious Affair at Styles — Agatha Christie
Madame Claire — Susan Ertz
A Farewell to Arms — Ernest Hemingway
Poet’s Pub — Eric Linklater
Carnival — Compton Mackenzie
Twenty-Five — Beverley Nichols
The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club — Dorothy L. Sayers
Gone to Earth — Mary Webb
William — E.H. Young

They started publishing in 1935, so there are plenty to read. Anyone know how many Penguins there are?

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Mr Horace G Hutchinson
Mount approx: 35×28cm
Print approx: 22×13cm
Limited Edition: Number 221 of 600
printed in 1986 from Vanity Fair caricatures by SPY that appeared between 1890-1909

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